Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 25, 2022

Well it’s 50/50. but Cliff’s only got about a 30% chance of figuring it out.

It was probably a potato chip.

“Clap on, clap off”…

Oops. Porn channel.

Somebody give Cliff a hand.

Cliff needs to have a memory chip inserted somewhere.

Changing batteries is going to be a pain

Probably already being worked on. Check out the total recall reboot. They implant cellphone tech into ppl’s hands to speak to others. And when they press their fingers on a glass, the other person’s info pops up like a hologram

He has a remote chance of it working well.

I had heard of biohacking somewhere else before, Then it referred to the taking of your biological health information.

The day is coming during the Great Tribulation when you will need something like this in your hand or forehead to buy or sell.

Revelation 13:16-18

He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666. (The Antichrist).

Revelation 14:9-10

Then a third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, “If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark on his forehead or on his hand, he himself shall also drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out full strength into the cup of His indignation. He shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb.

Depending what Cliff does with his hand, there could be a lot of channel changing.

Unfortunately, if he uses the wrong hand, the Pod Bay Doors open up…

If he used a universal remote, maybe he could operate items on Dirk Raider’s ship if it gets too close – make them think they’re being haunted by all the appliances turning on and off and doors opening when no one is around. Spooky.

There’s an app for that.

Maybe he should have stuck the chip someplace else to avoid confusion. I am sure if he asked Pam, she would have told him where to stick it.

To paraphrase the old saying, he would lose his TV remote if it wasn’t attached.

Cliff: The Laziest Cyborg.

Just look to see which Finger they installed the Infra Red light emitter in.