Pickles by Brian Crane for May 04, 2022

better pray Opal doesn’t come across it and scream in fear

The boy is flush with excitement.

Hmm … It appears that the toilet seat lid has a hole in it – just like the seat does. What’s up with that?

It shoulda’ brought its scuba gear.

The bug is going on a whirled tour…

“Burial at Sea” in a matter of speaking!

The bug will soon experience a swirly!

Nelson should come over here the next time I find a spider in my shower. He can help me relocate him someplace safe (in the cabinet beneath the bathroom sink is a favorite in these situations).

Taught my boy to use the potty with aiming at Cheerios. A bug would have had him drinking water and hunting more bugs.

Flush him down!

The poor bug doesn’t know what’s about to hit him!

Earl forgot to lift the lid at a bad time.

Kind of a waste of water to flush for a little bug. Hope they don’t live in Nevada where there’s a new law requiring the removal of grass to conserve water.

Bombs away!

Somebody SAVE the poor little bug!!!

Grampa to the RESCUE..!!!!!!

And then he gets flushed.

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Weird.

time for target practice with the old ‘water cannon’ !

Give it the ole heave ho and it’s gone!

As long as we are being picky about the drawing how about no TP roll and Nelson is so small (bowl is almost up to his arm pits-4th panel) he would need a step ladder to pee and a potty seat to sit down.

Earl is going to pee!

He’s gonna sleep with the fishes…

There’s death and there’s HIDEOUS death.

My dad used to tell the story of when he was opening our summer cottage, for some reason the toilet didn’t work. In the middle of the night he peed in a bucket set out for just that purpose. Next morning found a dead mouse floating in it.

That’s funny!!!

I don’t know about YOU, Nelson, but I’M getting OUT of here

All hands man your battle stations. Dive, Dive, Dive

Dun dun dun….

Now that is Freakin’ Hilarious!

The big replies, “Damn the torpedoes!”

Flush it down the toilet.