Pickles by Brian Crane for May 22, 2022

Love you too Pearl

Nice try, Earl!

You’re not getting my Bud Light.

got a plan B, Earl, to let Opal out of your chair?

Earl may need a new chair. Maybe time to try the bean bag again?

Opal needs a similar chair of her own.

It was a good story though.

Where is Roscoe? Recovering at the trauma center.

A truly funny one today

Nice try Earl!

You cannot win them all.

Doesn’t Opal have her own chair? If not, where does she sit when Earl is already in his?

I knew that was coming!

The choice is sit with Earl’s butt in your face or give up your seat. Easy choice. Earl needs to move a little closer to Opal, and turn.

Earl looks fatter than usual today.

Still no Roscoe ? What is up ?

Time for a walk, Earl. Head down to Sears and look at the tools.

We finally get to see a different side of Opal’s bunny slippers!

Perfect, Opal. Sure saw thru him.

Earl, you should let her have the chair. You’re retired, remember? While she’s luxuriating in your chair, you can be down at the corner pub swilling a few brewskis with your chums. Get a burger while you’re down there, as there will be no dinner at home tonight. Small price to pay.

Atta girl, Pear!

Is the Studebaker in the shop? I hope nothing has happened to it.

She shouldn’t have said “your.”

This must be his stop.

Uh oh……… he looks angry – No nookie TONIGHT..!!!!! (LOL)

Earl is going too far with that story. It’s not remotely possible that he was on a bus… etc.

My mom (married to pop, 1937) would never do that.

I thought they had a couch?

Waitaminnit – doesn’t Earl have a recliner?

Give her the boot.