Not only do squirrels chew LOUDLY, they do it with their mouths open! I have observed this. Their lips aren’t long enough to stay closed, but they don’t even TRY!
Rogue has a few words for you… Actually, there are any number of superheroes and villains with way worse powers. We should probably just close that can of worms and walk away.
“Is a squirrel chewing really that bad?” “I confess, I lied. I could no longer stand to hear everyone digesting food. It was like a hundred bubbling cauldrons. I could even hear your father, and he had just consumed an inadequately microwaved burrito.”
No, super dribbling is, which is why Superman wears red shorts outside his blue body suit. Being as he is the Man of Steel, this prevents any rust stains from showing.
Averagemoe almost 3 years ago
All the way up there with X-Ray vision that you can’t turn off.
codycab almost 3 years ago
By now they’re gonna be asking where the birthday girls are.
Antiyonder almost 3 years ago
Wonder how bad the sound of dripping water was.
Formedras almost 3 years ago
Just think about how Matt Murdock feels, Marigold.
C almost 3 years ago
Something to chew on
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
Not only do squirrels chew LOUDLY, they do it with their mouths open! I have observed this. Their lips aren’t long enough to stay closed, but they don’t even TRY!
Jungle Empress almost 3 years ago
I’ve heard what it sounds like when a betta chews. Didn’t need super hearing for that, surprisingly.
paulinalagu almost 3 years ago
I have thought the same since the movie Encantó, super hearing must be super annoying
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Superman must be able to turn his on and off!
Decepticomic almost 3 years ago
Rogue has a few words for you… Actually, there are any number of superheroes and villains with way worse powers. We should probably just close that can of worms and walk away.
SNVBD almost 3 years ago
every superpower seems like a nightmare after a while, to be honest
Diamonds&Roses Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Dolores from Encanto would be eager to explain why that is.
Dave almost 3 years ago
Like Dolores in Encanto. Super hearing when you have that many people in one house? pass me please.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Time to use the invisibly spell?
Monster Hesh almost 3 years ago
“Is a squirrel chewing really that bad?” “I confess, I lied. I could no longer stand to hear everyone digesting food. It was like a hundred bubbling cauldrons. I could even hear your father, and he had just consumed an inadequately microwaved burrito.”
trainnut1956 almost 3 years ago
No, super dribbling is, which is why Superman wears red shorts outside his blue body suit. Being as he is the Man of Steel, this prevents any rust stains from showing.
mistie710 almost 3 years ago
Suddenly I’m reminded of an anime. Kotoura-san revolves around a girl who reads minds but she can’t turn it off.
9654919494 almost 3 years ago
That would really suck if you had it for your entire life.
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
Anyone reminded of the classic Twilight Zone episode “Sounds and Silence”?
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 3 years ago
You think that’s bad, imagine having to hear a millipede that won’t stop tapping its feet.
OBBWG almost 3 years ago
If you were born with super-hearing (or other super power) you would consider it normal. Gaining it temporarily, like magically, is the problem.
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
I think super smelling is worse.
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
Except maybe for super scent.