Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 04, 2022

He also has an appointment with a king. Burger King.

Bessie is a him? Well, these days we can all choose our pronouns, I guess.

Ronald McDonald? Is he planning to shake things up? Hmm … the plot thickens … uh … well at least the shakes do … are they are triple thick.

Introduce him to royalty, Burger King and Dairy Queen.

Will Bessie be introduced to how cattle are “employed” (shown how they are used) at McDonald’s?

Someone steered her wrong.

A clown.

Ronald McDonald is the Burgermeister around these parts…

Bessie is a male?

I would prefer it if he were introduced to chef Mignon or chef Bourguignon. Even chef Strip Steak would be acceptable.

Bessie oughta check out the Outback Stea-I mean-“Stayhouse”.

Maybe they’ll get to meet Elsie?

Bessie is a male?

If you’re a cow, heaven on Earth is India. Hell, on the other hand…

Don’t get on that ship! The rest of the book, it’s – it’s a cookbook!

That’s only for low, low grade meat, the lowest that you can legally feed to a human. About about the beef wellington at a five-star restaurant.

Bessie is a “he”? We’d better hope that’s a typo and Bessie is a “she” so when going to see Ronald she can give milk and not be shown the slaughter house.

Oh deer, now I’m glad I’m a vegan. Pardon me, while I go hunting for morels shrooms. (puts on her ammo belt, and body armor.) They can be vicious!

Wait, Agent Bessie is male????

He? A male cow named Bessie? Steer or Bull? This thread could get interesting.

Don’t take that spacesuit off, Bessie.

I wonder: On this planet, do people jump over the moon?

He will make Bessie Happy.

Ooo, there’s a lot at steak here…

(¬_¬)

The question of the day is – will Bessie make the cut?

A non-vegetarian clown

He’s good. He’s not a kangaroo.

Him? A male cow?

To Serve Man goes back to expected meaning.

I don’t agent Bessie will be coming back.

Really, does anyone remember Ronald McDonald these days?

So they’ve been beaming up some of their spies over the years?

Poor Bessie is going to be milked for all HE is worth. Ouch.

Bessie’s chow now, brown cow.

Funny

Some other famous people he will meet are: Jason Moomoouh, Harvey Milk, Justin Beefber.

Bessie is a “him”? This is breaking news.