B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 26, 2022

Rocky landing

Drawback of having a shell that looks like a rock to Grog.

He didn’t mean it, John.

Air Grog basic economy is fast. Landing is a bit rough.

You can call me “Frisbee” from now on.

“Houston, that’s a negative on the orbit velocity”…

Oh the adventures you can go on while you’re getting some sleep.

[It’s often difficult to remember all the details, though.]

One step in evolution. Keep it up

One flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

Does Grog have a similar effect on sailors?

Did you get a shell-acking when you landed?

Boy those are some wicked good mushrooms !

He lost points on the landing.

I’ve heard of dwarf tossing, but turtle fooming is a new one to me.

Mass times acceleration means one very pained turtle!

So Grog makes the same sound when he throws rocks, as a volcano eruption, Wizard of Id’s magical blasts, Henry’s fiery breath, lightning strikes, trebuchets, and millions of other things in this Universe.

Good. But not intentionally.

First example of Freeflight

Awwww! Good thing for his shell…

Grog needs a summer cut. Uh, rethinking that statement. (blush)

FOOM!

How was your view of the moon when you went past it?….

So you flew well, with a little help, but how did you land.

A co-worker used to have a sign in his office, "Flying is the second greatest thrill in life, landing is the first.

Grog, a tackle-proof quarterback.

Too bad he isn’t shaped like a boomerang

You flew pretty good, but it wasn’t on your own.

I was a week behind seeing the kids’ feature but Turtle Day was Monday.

At least Grog didn’t EAT John!

I laughed at this one. Some good slapstick comedy for a change.