Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 07, 2022

Just put it in the garbage.

That should be a jarring experience.

Calvin is even more snotty than ever.

who’d want a nasal mucus transfusion anyway?

That snot a great idea.

A washout

almost as good as when he showed Susie is thermos full of phlegm.

Throw it away, Mom!!

Dad should not wonder why Mom hasn’t let him touch her in years…

I don’t remember ever seeing this one. Classic Calvin and Mom sequence!

And Calvin has won the “Gross Kid Of The Year” trophy!

I am never donating blood again. Too many questions:

Where did you get it?

Why is it in a bucket?

Hasn’t Mom kept up with recent advances in medicine?

Always at the dinner table……..

Make HIM wash it mother. It’ll dissuade him from pulling this twice.;-D

That slop on their plates could be scientifically studied.

Now fecal transplants are a thing, maybe hold onto that snot.

Eeeew, Calvin! Really! Can tou possibly be any more disgusting.

That is the reaction he was hoping for… the second one is a bonus

I’m still holding on to my belly button lint collection. I’m positive it will be worth a pretty penny one of these days.

Although you may want to disinfect it before you wash it, Mom!

Some folks find a joke on nasal mucus funny, I think it’s not.

OK, that was just too gross, even for Calvin.

Yet another sign that Calvin was dropped on his head as a baby…

With all going on in our world today I really look forward to Calvin & Hobbes everyday to start my day with a feel good smile!

Have a friend, 60ish now, who claims to have a jar full of everything he’s ever removed from his body. Nail clippings, warts, slivers, wisdom teeth etc. Gross…

Dang, I eat breakfast while reading the comics. Oatmeal this morning.

Awe, not while I’m eating breakfast.

Too gross to comment

You think it’s mucus, but it’s snot

Wah-waaaaaaaah.

Time for you to learn how to wash jars, Cal.

Prospective parents really ought to peruse Calvin and Hobbes before making a final decision

When snot dries it becomes boogers.

Not even a toxic waste dump will touch that one

Only a 6 year old would think of that. Patience, he will outgrow it…. we hope.

Reading this while playing background music on my nasal catarrh!

I would put it in the hazardous waste bin.

Great faces in this strip! I especially love Calvin’s smile and the Mom’s disgusted expression in the first panel.

If you kiss your honey

And her nose is runny

You may think it’s funny

But it’s S-NOT!

Hilarious!

Some things shouldn’t be discussed at the dinner table.