Pickles by Brian Crane for May 24, 2022

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    stairsteppublishing  almost 3 years ago

    Now you can enjoy the beautiful inside.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    that geode must’ve cost Earl a hard penny

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Most geodes are a lot tougher than that.

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    momofalex7  almost 3 years ago

    Now Nelson has lots of little crystals.

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    maureenmck Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Easy come, easy go

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    Stick it back together with super glue and the handyman’s secret weapon: Duck Tape.

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    Ask again in 10 million years

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Even the pieces are fascinating.

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    j_m_kuehl  almost 3 years ago

    Only if I have rocks in my head

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    carlsonbob  almost 3 years ago

    Why not just hand him a hand grenade? Same result.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    They are kind of rare!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    … or Nelson could now give a (piece of a) geode to each of his friends (and still save a piece for himself).

    It appears that the geode Earl gave Nelson was (only) half of a (the original) geode – that was cut in two. [You can also get a whole geode that you would have to break (or have cut) open to see the crystals inside.]

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sure, but you’ll have to wait ten million years.

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    Ten million years to form, ten seconds to break!

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    JudithStocker Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s what grandparents are for – getting things their parents won’t give them. (Or, in this case, a precious stone replacement)

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    goboboyd  almost 3 years ago

    No problem lad. Wait here while another forms.

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    kaycstamper  almost 3 years ago

    No, but you can glue it back together, good as new!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Uh oooh! Seems he’s a chip off the ole stone…

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    Wichita1.0  almost 3 years ago

    Be a loooong wait, kid!

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    ANIMAL  almost 3 years ago

    10 million years……. and 1 second to destroy

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    Jimmyk939  almost 3 years ago

    “Can I get you another one? No. Put that one back together, then we’ll talk, Prince Clumsy.”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sure, in ten million years!

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure a geode is created by the crystallization of extremely hot rock, such as a chunk of magma thrown out of a volcano. If it then cools slowly, crystals can form. However, NOT millions of years slowly.

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 3 years ago

    Now he has a bunch of little crystals. I had a rack in the back garden area that showed crystals on the surface. My grandkids liked it so they got a hammer and chipped away at it until half the boulder was gone. I didn’t care and they had fun collecting the crystals.

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    thuddriver01  almost 3 years ago

    Yes I will get you another one in ten million years.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 3 years ago

    One time I gave my wife a geode that was ten million and one years old. Apologies to Jason.

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    The Fly Hunter  almost 3 years ago

    It could be worse. I could have been the lamp from “A Christmas Story”.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Just like my lab instructors when I was running the biology teaching collection. “The students broke that one — can we have another?…”

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