Hello, this is the Health Department. We’re going to have to shut down your lemonade stand and take very penny your parents have as restitution against potential illnesses brought on by your illegal eatery.
Considering Darryl’s handyman skills, which are non-existent, this will end in near disaster. Wanda’s big challenge now is to keep Hammie out of the cookies.
With the amount of money they spend on making a stand (wood is stupid expensive these days) and cookies (food is getting stupid expensive these days) they could just buy the stupid scooter.
Where I live, unlicensed food and drink sales is illegal, even for children. This means, functionally, lemonade stands are illegal without a license. We still have Girl Scouts, of course.
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
Wait until they find out that she needs a business license.
oddhumor over 2 years ago
Hello, this is the Health Department. We’re going to have to shut down your lemonade stand and take very penny your parents have as restitution against potential illnesses brought on by your illegal eatery.
profbob over 2 years ago
Will he need a building permit for the stand? Hope he checks before making it.
Jeff0811 over 2 years ago
He should make it so the sign is reversible, on the one side, lemonade and cookies for sale, on the other side, psychiatric help, 5 cents.
GirlGeek Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good job, Mom
iggyman over 2 years ago
Check the zoning laws to see if a business is permitted in your area!
John M over 2 years ago
Well Dad sounds like you need trip down to local hardware store for the materials and new power tools you need
Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 2 years ago
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Maybe with a nice cold lemonade.
BubbleTape Premium Member over 2 years ago
Or they could save time and money and just buy her the scooter.
Gandalf over 2 years ago
If the government doesn’t issue you a ‘permission slip’, i.e. a licence, to sell, you may not do so… economic fascism in action.
ctolson over 2 years ago
Considering Darryl’s handyman skills, which are non-existent, this will end in near disaster. Wanda’s big challenge now is to keep Hammie out of the cookies.
artegal over 2 years ago
At this point, wouldn’t it be easier to give her the money that would be spent on ingredients, lumber, materials, and labor?
kathleenhicks62 over 2 years ago
Go to the neighbors and get jobs cleaning, like you don’t do at home.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Can’t they just charge people to come take a look at Hammie and guess what he is?
CynthiaLeigh over 2 years ago
Zoë ought to be baking the cookies.
Resident Master Plumber over 2 years ago
I’m not sure Darryl is skilled enough to make a table l.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
Summer projects for EVERYONE!!
YIPPEEEEEEEE!!
The Quiet One over 2 years ago
Good job Wanda. Gotcha didn’t she Darryl?
David Rickard Premium Member over 2 years ago
Doesn’t this give Darryl an excuse to go to the toy… er, hardware store?
HOTLOTUS1 over 2 years ago
not to mention all the nutritional needs of info needed. gotta send some off to be tested first
screppon1369 over 2 years ago
Proof read please.
comicalUser over 2 years ago
With the amount of money they spend on making a stand (wood is stupid expensive these days) and cookies (food is getting stupid expensive these days) they could just buy the stupid scooter.
But, yeah, need to teach them ’lil ones and all.
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
I hate lemonade. Sell beer, Zoe!
ToneeRhianRose over 2 years ago
Haha! XD
Jipixquato 5 months ago
Where I live, unlicensed food and drink sales is illegal, even for children. This means, functionally, lemonade stands are illegal without a license. We still have Girl Scouts, of course.