Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 16, 2022

A tutor who tooted the flute,

Tried to tutor two tooters to toot,

Said the two to the tutor, “It’s tougher to toot, than to tutor two tooters to toot!”

There was another way she could have gone and I’m glad she didn’t.

The teacher is trying to horn in on her tootoring…

Hey Jef, had you been out to Pastis and drank too much of his spirits? :-D

An air horn (even a “tiny” one) doesn’t toot, it blasts.

My grandchildren have a smellier definition to the word tooter.

She needs help with English too, particularly vocabulary ;-)

Lookout! Fart joke coming…

Frazz 49; C&H 131 @ 0506 Pacific time

“I’m Henery the Eighth I am…what? not a Tudor?”

It must have been a right riot in The House of Tudor when the kids were taking their maths tests.

Inventive today

beans, beans, the musical fruit…

I don’t understand why the girl or her mother think that an air horn would help her in math.

Little English lesson mixed im there.

Oh, the English language. Such a toot

How about if she got a tutor that toots and has an air horn?

Entering Pearls Before Swine territory

The tooter is the one who eats beans and broccoli.