Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 23, 2022

I’d rather watch paint grow.

Better to cut asparagus stalks than snap them

I thought this might have to do with things I would not (choose to) eat.

By June, the asparagus team is just vegging…

Lions or Phillies?

This one is inventive. Good laugh.

Better than a pond scum team!

Snap one and use it to measure the length to cut the rest.

I thought she meant that it took them 7 years to produce anything.

I have an Atlanta Braves wristwatch. Runs perfectly, until it quits in September.

must be the Rockies

Grapefruit teams and Cactus teams—Fl. and Az. baseball, respectively—I had to look them up, and they are indeed real. Who knew?

The Pirates?

Must be talking about the Tigers…

Asparagus season is criminally short.

I can relate. I grew up close to Cincinnati

Also, their wee-wee smells funny.

LMAO!! wonder if her dad holds season tickets for his asparagus team. and is always hopeful cuz ‘this year may be the year’

“Snap” applies to football, not baseball.

what happened to the ball? in the third panel, neither of them has it.

So, he’s a fan of the Cincinnati Reds?

it’s the Detroit tigers

Here’s a joke about my team:

What do you call a team that’s already done in April?

The Cincinnati Reds.

(And I am a lifelong Reds fan [but not a fan of their current owner].)

But you still love the Tigers!

Frazz is left-handed. I knew he had other superpowers.