Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 04, 2022

Well, if she grew her hair longer, she could tie it around his rock & pull it up to her window, although the rock sure looks a lot bigger than her window.

The first guy between a rock and a hard place??

When romancing a woman, some guys go with their strength.

Sisyphus: In Greek mythology, Sisyphus or Sisyphos was the founder and king of Ephyra. Zeus punished him for cheating death twice by being forced to roll an immense boulder up a hill only for it to roll down every time it neared the top, repeating this action for eternity.

This relationship will go down hill fast. Again and again.

This looks like some sort of Fractured Fairy Tale.

The Untold Stories of where Greek Myth meets Grimm’s Fairy Tales

A penalty from the gods for his trickery (check out the internet) so that he had to push a great boulder up a hill, only to be for it to tumble back to the bottom, and have him do it again. Apparently, a symbol of fruitless labours. Not quite sure (as she says) where all this is going to lead, according to the cartoon.

Wiley just keeps them coming, doesn’t he! Bless him! I would love to see him give us another Obviousman for the sunday comic.

Confusing Sisyphus with syphilis could be embarrassing.

Never a roll with rock guy for her.

Instead of the rock, maybe he could try getting her a new refrigerator.

Wow! Who knew? Rapunzel is a “closer”. Respect!

According to story, Rapunzel became a demanding and tricky woman. He’s better off keeping the rock.

If she hung out the window and stepped on that rock, she’d be outta there!

So she’s his lifelong crush!

I’m thinking Sisyphus is a Democrat trying to woo a Republican (Rapunzel) to a sane way of thinking, never to be successful.

I’d hate to be the pizza-delivery guy with an order for “Rapunzel, 34th floor, Granite Tower, Minnesota”.

Their inaccessibility is what makes it so romantic….

If she would just stop curling her hair …

Man, did you see that rock he got her? Must be true love.

Well at least in this scenario if he does succeed he’s going to get a little nooky.

As soon as he can get it up, he is going to rock your world…..

Today, poor old Sisyphus would have to work on an Apple production line.

*God, will this line ever stop? I gotta pee!’’

Substitute ‘’Amazon warehouse" for ’’Apple production line’’, if so inclined.

I like the chick. Long hair is a big plus.

As for Sisyphus, it’s just Rocky 1,000 all over again.

Rappel, Sisyphus, rappel!

The way I heard it Sisyphus was a guy doomed in Hell to constantly have to explain classical Greek references to the young Spartans. Every day he thought he was making progress and then the next morning one of them would ask him who Odysseus was. :)

(Sigh)

This relationship may not go anywhere. Still, it’s good to let your hair down every once in a while. :)

All myths are created equal. God, Old Gods, Norse, Pagan, ect. Just ask the Easter Bunny.

He’s looking for an eternal love story.

Shouldn’t he be rolling it up a hill?

So these two memes walk into a bar, see, and…

Don’t mean to upbraid her, but he’s in for a rocky relationship.It’ll go downhill fast.

https://youtu.be/Xwarp9kK0Dw

When he finally got up there,Rapunzel hit him with a frying pan.