I glanced briefly out the window and it doesn’t look like it’s going to rain, and that makes me more qualified than someone who spent years studying weather forecasting. I also became the world’s greatest expert on the economy while at the grocery store yesterday. And I’m a better football, baseball and basketball coach than anyone who’s ever lived. The way I know this is I don’t listen to anyone but myself.
Here in south Texas our meteorologists will predict rain a week out and then the chances decrease each day. I would prefer they tell us no rain and then surprise us when it does.
Does the pain in his big toe also tell him he’s about to be fired for contradicting the weather man and showing the audience his foot during the broadcast?
Farside99 over 2 years ago
Then again, gout can have other causes….
Jml58 over 2 years ago
The toe never lies.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Somebody here is always (100% of the time) a pain in the …
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member over 2 years ago
Thanks for showing your barometer. :-D
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
Everyone talks about his big toe but nobody ever does anything about it.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
TOEtally comprehensible…
Chris over 2 years ago
thanks for the info, now please put that sock back on and put it back on the floor with your shoe on it.
Ubintold over 2 years ago
It’s not all in the wrist, you know.
SamT53 over 2 years ago
No less reliable than local TV meteorologists.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
My back and hands hurt before it gonna,rain…the barometric pressure has a lot to do with how we feel.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
I glanced briefly out the window and it doesn’t look like it’s going to rain, and that makes me more qualified than someone who spent years studying weather forecasting. I also became the world’s greatest expert on the economy while at the grocery store yesterday. And I’m a better football, baseball and basketball coach than anyone who’s ever lived. The way I know this is I don’t listen to anyone but myself.
joeatwork212 over 2 years ago
Two things predict tomorrow’s rain, “Mare’s Tails and Mackerel Scales mean tall ship carry low sails” and my knees.
Smokie over 2 years ago
Here in south Texas our meteorologists will predict rain a week out and then the chances decrease each day. I would prefer they tell us no rain and then surprise us when it does.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
My sinuses ALWAYS let me know when a front is rolling in!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well- that should keep the foot fetish crowd happy. Surprised they’re not a protected group…yet.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
But I’m mixed messages from my knee.
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
Callum looks like a disgruntled Burt Reynolds. :)
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Who has the meteorology degree here, you talking can of hair spray?
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Does the pain in his big toe also tell him he’s about to be fired for contradicting the weather man and showing the audience his foot during the broadcast?
Buckaroobanzai over 2 years ago
the nail fungus knows ……
RWill over 2 years ago
Jam at 11.