Herman by Jim Unger for July 17, 2022

he’ll get you the ugliest shrug

Angler

Are any of them over 18?

I’ll take the oldest!!

“You can tell what I actually love.”

“Whichever one looks the least like you … oops, did I say that out loud?”

The one boss likes the most or the least?

Yup, true love.

Ha! Nice try tweedle dumb!

And true wealth conquers almost as much.

Obviously, he’s not going to be fussy when it comes to “true love”.

Which daughter? The one you’re leaving your money to of course.

Now that’s funny!

….And remember you choice is my love!

Boss will choose the grumpy one with the big wart on her nose.

Man he’s desperate!!!

“Hey, as long as they’re upright and breathing.”

Tell you what I’m gonna do just for you, Dad. I’ll take them all in a package deal with the appropriate dowries and pre-nup that I wrote. We will just need first class airfare to the country with the accommodating marriage laws.

Enjoy your retirement with your own harem or entourage,Pops, without any cares.

ba dum tss

Now that’s true love, of money.

The only reason the billionaires want everyone to return to the office is that they don’t make their money. You do.

“What’s love got to do with it?”

He’s hoping for the one with the silver spoon… or at least a Lovin’ Spoonful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sqXBB1ETU0

I went to hi school with a guy who got an after school job in a popular local restaurant, and the owners daughter needed some serious help in the looks department. But he married her and became quite wealthy himself with more restaurants by that name, but he also had a couple of affairs and the father-in law took it all back. The restaurant was at 45th and Telegraph in Oakland.

Which one gets the largest share of the inheritance?