Herman by Jim Unger for June 20, 2022

if it is ok with my back pain, I’ll take it even if it costs a fortune

Doubles as a Tardis

While you are down there, see if you can find the remote. This is like a sleep number bed where you can inflate and deflate it with the remote.

AKA the Man-eater.

This is like the change lost a human in there…

If you buy the firm model, you can watch TV.

Great when you want to sit back with a cold one and watch the ceiling.

Have you ever watched a pregnant woman try to get out of a bean bag chair?

(Cue music theme from “Mission Impossible.”)

Does it have a lift? I could use one about now.

It doesn’t look comfortable to me.

It’s great. You can really sink into it – your whole body into it.

The stressful outside world will just disappear for you. It’s so snug and cozy you get lost in the cush … uh … in it’s comfort.

That could be the “comfy chair” that Monty Python used in the Spanish Inquisition.

The super deluxe model has an ejector seat.

What’s that giant sucking sound?

There are some unpleasant things down there, like spiders and farts

He’s so comfortable he can’t get up.

Too soft

Well that sucks.

That’s the one with the big ad campaign about the soft cushions, and how wonderful it will feel to sink right into it at the end of a long day . . .

How is that comfort when the chair is trying to eat you?

Reminds me of a Muppets news flash item of furniture eating people