Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 27, 2022

Saucy

So do the bottles that I threw out count?

Many years ago I saw “You know you’ve been married a while when you buy your second bottle of Tabasco.” These days the brand may change, but for some, that would only be a week or two.

Do they mean over time, or all at once?!? Yikes. I love the stuff, but to chug it? GGnnggnngeeeehecchhh.

If only! I would live forever!

I use in lots of recipes about 1 bottle every 2 months

I would have been dead a long time ago.

On that basis I’m no longer here. I’m there.

Common misconception: You have to be good enough or do something to earn your way in.

Wile in London, a few years back, I went to take the “Underground” to the “Piccadilly Circus” stop. While waiting for a train, I noticed on the wall opposite me, a Sign that said “Worcestershire”, pointing in the opposite direction. Thought to myself: “Huh. So that’s where that famous sauce is made. Cool!”.

Thank dog we just purchased a 1 liter bottle.

If that is indeed the kind of hourglass to time our life I’m going to best Methusalem.

I should have been ‘called’ multiple times over. It is almost my ’not-so-secret ingredient, secret ingredient of many of my dishes.

I will live forever!

Good to know I am safe for quite a while.

Goodness, I guess I’ve died about 8 or 9 times so far then…

Did they change the formula? I used to use it a lot. Now I can’t stand the stuff.

Then I am dead many, many times over.

I’ll bet even St. Peter can’t pronounce it correctly.

He was martyred long before they made it.

Get 2 bottles and live twice as long.

Original makers, Lee & Perrins, met theirs a long, long, long time ago …!

I have finished a few.

OK, as good a qualifier as any….

Apparently I have a thousand lives.

That means I die several times a year then.

There hasn’t even been any in the house in 50 years. It was only there before then – because some of my family did use it. I’ll live forever.

In that case, I would be called ‘home’ several times already!

Mmmhhh, I’m virtually immortal. O_o

Shake well before using, it’s been in the fridge for a long time it gets a harmless sediment at the bottom.

Wait minute ! Can you commit suicide by chugging a bottle of Worcestershire ?

Hilarious strip. I thought it was just me trying to pronounce that.

Uh-Oh… Guess we’re on borrowed time then! We go through a lot of Worcestershire sauce!

Glad this isn’t true… I go through several large bottles a year! :)

We have a road called Greenwich but locally it’s pronounced ‘Green Witch’, and there’s the city of El Dorado pronounced El DoughRayDough

Oh, in that case I’ve lived at least a few lifetimes. Finished a bottle just the other day.

Call you home? Is Dave Whamond a Mormon? :p

Ha ! Welp, I am in the middle of getting kicked out of where I am living (long story) and just the other day I went thru my bottles of vinegars, etc that I have been saving these ;last several years & moves… tossed most but kept the Worcestershire… Guess I still have some Life left in me yet !