In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 22, 2022

I’ve heard lots of words to describe Heaven — serene, blissful, calming, inspiring, awesome, etc. — but I don’t recall enjoyable or fun being mentioned very often.

Who says you can’t take it with you?

Great!! Something to break the monotony. (I hear the first trillion years are the hardest.)

I’d rather play Halo…

I’ll be sure to pack mine in my suitcase!!!

I f there are no dogs in heaven, what’s the point of bringing a frisbee?

A Frisbeetarian!

A gyroscopic stable lifetime of aerial adventures until the roof…….

Let the games begin….no fair using wings in this game, however.

….and UNO cards

Why do they need a frisbee, they all have haloes.

If the sign says heaven but they don’t have frisbees and they don’t have dogs, it’s a fake and you’ve actually gone the other way.

So – they couldn’t play with their halos?

As the story goes….A man dies and finds himself on the road to heaven. Along the way he comes across a dog he once had. The two of them have a happy reunion and then continue on. They reach a beautiful gate with all sorts of fancy gems and beautiful music. Thinking this must be heaven the man and dog attempt to enter. The man is stopped and told he can enter but not his dog. The man would not leave his dog and the both continue down the road. Eventually they come to a small farm. They are thirsty so they ask the farmer if they can have some water. The farmer readily agrees and even provides a dish for the dog. It is a beautiful place so the man asks what is this place. The farmer answers that it is heaven. Confused, the man asks about the place with the beautiful gate. The farmer said that is the other place. The man asks if the gate place stops people from getting into heaven. The farmer says no, it weeds out people. After all anyone who would leave their dog outside the gate does not deserve to go to heaven.

I thought that’s what halos were for…..

So the Frisbee died, too?

This accounts for sooo many UFO sightings.