That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 14, 2022

“Why couldn’t they make me anatomically correct?”

Thumpity thump-thump, thumpity thump-thump, look at Frosty go! Thumpity thump-thump, thumpity thump-thump,running as fast as he can go!

/// On the cover of Christmas week’s Puck,

frigid Snowman sheds tears. “Just my luck.

Flanked by showgirls who smile

beneath mistletoe, while,

if I kissed one, our tongues would get stuck.”

Things were going great until they brought him in for hot cocoa by the fireplace.

Feelin’ the heat, he came and went at the same time.

These holiday season promotions sure keep coming earlier.

A Hallmark moment.

Some things, when exposed to cold, are only good for a laugh

Rather embarrassed…..he had been using the mistletoe to cover his nether regions.

The girls were game, but Frosty was frigid.

He knows Elsa and Anna built him, and he just can’t let it go.

A straw hat in the middle of winter. And white after Labor Day. ’Nuff said.

Olaf was miserable, because he knew that Elsa and Anna were just teasing him – if he actually tried to kiss them, they would just melt away with a laugh.

Ménage a trois ? Non, merci – C’est trop froid !

“All I Want For Christmas Is You, And You, …”

At that moment Frosty knew he should’ve just moved the carrot instead of throwing it out.

Perhaps I am rather obtuse/

Or maybe a screw is loose../

But to me it appears/

That he’s almost in tears:/

He’s receiving his “Christmas goose”..

Frosty’s lesser-known cousin, Frothy.

“Hey, girls! Look what I found under the brass monkey!”

The first attempt to make the Frozen movie.

One might be his Wife. The other ain’t his Mother in law.

Leonard was an original member of Lynrd Skynrd and he co-wrote Gimme Back My Carrot Ronnie kicked him outta the band for always being high on “snow” and shortly thereafter changed the song to Gimme Back My Bullets

And now you know the REST of the story.

“Frosty the Snow Eunuch”

Ole Frosty’s gonna melt a lot quicker with those two around! Looks like his nether region is already damp.

Not Terribly Impressive Moments in Phallic Portraiture, #471….

He knew he was getting pranked by his daughters. Just didn’t know how bad it would be this time.

Christmas Puck: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:William Ely Hill" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and chose the first Category: found, and once there find the first 9649 text string, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this photomechanical print.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2942 (June 13, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to some info about this artist. First work by him used here.

I was trying to decide if he doesn’t want to choose between them, or… if he figures they’re so hot a kiss could be fatal

“Careful! What if he’s made of ice-9, and you let him…you know.”

Somebody let me know if I’ve been banned. I am being blocked by the censor matrix for purportedly using forbidden words and criticizing the powers that be.

What have They got against green vegetables?

WHAT IS IT ???

You would think that he just might melt as those babes are hotties….

Frosty didn’t care about the girls, he was mad that they had big red buttons and he had none.

They could bring him in and let him warm himself a bit. ;-)

Dang, that Christmas snow lasts a long time!

It might be ironic, but this time it was Frosty who was frigid…

norman rockwell’s version of peyton place…

Costuming messed up again! He was supposed to be clothed, not them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txXHlyReC0I

the originally Chilly Willy

It ain’t easy being a snowman…..