A friend of mine lived on the St. Johns River in Florida. On the first morning of his retirement he wrapped his best tie around his alarm clock and threw them both into the river.
Come now Wallace as fun as the ceremony is it is pollution and anyway I’m pretty sure giving the shoes to Sterling as hand me downs will get them destroyed faster then the ocean can.
tudza Premium Member about 2 years ago
So, the kid can’t find a couple rocks?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 years ago
High five, Mom!
Ida No about 2 years ago
Mom, FTW!
On the other hand, the shoes are still in the water, and unless she fishes them out…
saobadao about 2 years ago
I always assumed Wallace grew out of his shoes every Summer to Fall so the toss was no loss (except some other kid could use them)
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 years ago
Drink in Wallace’s expression. This strip is so, so good.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago
So disappointed. This is a way to ruin a tradition that brings joy to every child in the island!
C about 2 years ago
This should cement the deal for next year
mickjam about 2 years ago
Almost played the spoilsport yesterday in pointing out the environmental cost of tossing stuff in the ocean. Glad to see it’s been resolved!
anne o about 2 years ago
A friend of mine lived on the St. Johns River in Florida. On the first morning of his retirement he wrapped his best tie around his alarm clock and threw them both into the river.
jschumaker about 2 years ago
Well played Mom. Well played.
crookedwolf Premium Member about 2 years ago
I thought being part selkie, she could just retrieve them!
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer about 2 years ago
Burn! And Kool and the gang celebration just stopped.
Killraven Premium Member about 2 years ago
HAH! Well played Mom, we’ll played.
Publius10608218 about 2 years ago
Come now Wallace as fun as the ceremony is it is pollution and anyway I’m pretty sure giving the shoes to Sterling as hand me downs will get them destroyed faster then the ocean can.
tribalelderdj about 2 years ago
Now that he knows the shoes float, do you think he’s going to try to see if he can use them to walk on water?
ilovecomics*infinity about 2 years ago
Now that is one content mama
nerdhoof about 2 years ago
Wallace’s parents are on a balcony. Is it the house in the background of the last panel?
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
One must learn to control the Force. Well done my middle aged Padawan…..
enigmamz about 2 years ago
Thaaanks, moooom!
imagenesis about 2 years ago
Clever Mom!
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 2 years ago
Ahh, Mom pulled a fast one on Wallace!
Pet about 2 years ago
Brilliant :+D
Durak Premium Member about 2 years ago
I knew Mom had a plan!
kmccjoe1 about 2 years ago
What a Croc!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 2 years ago
I shoulda known Mom would get wise, eventually.
wordsmeet about 2 years ago
I bet Mom gave me a pair of crocs.
Taracinablue about 2 years ago
Lol! Well played, Mom.
Ceeg22 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Wouldn’t most shoes float?
222jo about 1 year ago
I thought she was going to be hiding under the dock on her board.