Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 27, 2023

uh I’ll pass thank you

Boy, can I relate. ‘Course, I’m a lot older than Aunty.

Well, I can’t deny at least a little bit of it.

Sweet!

Thanks for a mental image I did NOT need. I try to avoid mirrors as it is when I get out of the showier.

BLECK!

I just tossed my cookies

Mustn’t think it! Mustn’t think it!

I’ll be wearing layers because of hot flashes getting worse. I have hot and cold flashes because of fibro as it is. Uff da.

Well, in a manner of speaking, Aunty DOES seem a fresh egg (ahem).

Not by the hair of her chinny, chin, chin, chin, chin …

You only killed me halfway today, Aunty…

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Hey Aunty, you must be eating too many prunes cuz yer startin to look like one!

And I thought I was the only one.

Aunty, at your age when you go out in public and people stare at your rumpled look, it’s not because the cloths you are wearing are wrinkled, it’s you that is wrinkled making you look rumpled.

Me too.

She looks like a moomoo nightgown that needs ironing.

We’ll take your word for it.

My mom said a chubby face disguises the wrinkles.

Yesterday I was going back and forth between a cold and a warm environment, so I was wearing layers of tops. I passed a full-length mirror and said, oops, I’ve got layers bunched up around my middle. Then I realized it wasn’t clothing.

When did that happen? Must have been yesterday morning. I’m sure that wasn’t there before.

I resemble that remark.

But, I’m trying to remove several of those layers.

We’ll each give you a dollar, Aunty, if you don’t show us. Come on, everybody, chip in for your own good!