Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 21, 2022

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    Wheresmyscissors  over 2 years ago

    But, if Dad keeps up with the bad dad-jokes, Wallace’s swimming is going to continue to improve.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now try that with Phoebe.

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    Ida No  over 2 years ago

    “When Dad jokes turn lethal. Next up, on whatever crappy daytime show is still on the air now.”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    I don’t think Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, Lord Splendid Humility, Florence Unfortunate Nostrils, Infernus Unicorn of Death, or any other mythical equine from Dana Simpson’s comic would like that joke, sir.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  over 2 years ago

    Yep, that’s yer dad. As Mork from Ork would say, “Humor! Arr Arr!”

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    Faustus Mitternacht  over 2 years ago

    “you can’t swim home from here!” (Bets?)

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    Lauren Kramer  over 2 years ago

    That was painful

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    posse1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So corny.

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    Jacob Mattingly   over 2 years ago

    Swim Wallace! Swim for a new father whose possibly a narwhal who has better Dad Jokes!

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    jschumaker  over 2 years ago

    panel 4 – The seagull wants some popcorn now.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Maybe he’s just so excited he has to show Spud right now..?

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    starfighter441  over 2 years ago

    Well played Dad, well played.

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    well-i-never  over 2 years ago

    The superstructure disappeared before Wallace did.

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer  over 2 years ago

    You know the joke is bad when Wallace starts to swim home

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wallace is having the only plausible reaction to that Dad joke.

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    wordsmeet  over 2 years ago

    Serves him well for not bringing a microwave on board. :P

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    David in Webb Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’ve got to remember this and try it on people.

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    Killraven Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wanna bet!

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    rroxxanna  over 2 years ago

    This is such a Bad Joke that I didn’t get it at all until I read the comments. Thanks, guys!

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    Sunzoomspark  over 2 years ago

    I like how the angles in the artwork give you the illusion of the boat actually rocking on the waves!Also, I too didn’t get the joke until I read the comments. Got a big grin once I did, though – I love a “terrible” punchline! My favourite joke is the famous riddle “What’s brown and sticky? A stick!”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Boo! :D

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Funny guy and don’t forget folks, he will be playing all week…….

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    scyphi26  over 2 years ago

    You’re lucky, dad. If I were Wallace, I would’ve tried to push you overboard for that one.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This strip just keeps getting better.

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    DM2860  over 2 years ago

    The first story of unicorns came from a visitor to India where the rhinoceroses have but one horn. The rest of the early stories came from his description. This is why you cannot rely upon the testimony of just one witness.

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    gamer nerd  over 2 years ago

    when I was a kid my dad would do really bad jokes just like that.

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    Diamond Lil  over 2 years ago

    Took me a second…good one!

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    Curiosity Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Great one! It’s been a long time since I started spontaneously laughing at something on this site.

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    Curiosity Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And for those who are unaware, the Pun is the highest form of humor. That’s why wise people are called Pundits.

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    The Perfect seagull   over 2 years ago

    I RETURN

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    Wooded trail  over 2 years ago

    This is my new fave joke!

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    Dastmalchian  over 2 years ago

    i thought seagull was his pet

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    wordsmeet  about 2 years ago

    Took me a long time to get this dad’s joke: a single popcorn kernel = unicorn.

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    lrwells40  10 months ago

    Dad jokes groan

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