The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 31, 2022

That’s not a dream, is a nightmare.

Butter roasted.

I hate it when that happens!

Poor Brutus! Even your dreams are out to get you.

Your dream was telling you need, not what you like.

Tomorrow, you can dream about you giant bowel movement

Poor Brutus, he even loses in his own dream world.

He dreamt he was a vegetarian. Oh man!! I don’t know if I’d ever be able to sleep again. Get dressed woman! We’ll be waiting in the parking lot of Road House Grill to open!

Come to think of it in all my sixty years I can’t remember any dream of eating. Only a few dreams of DRINKING champagne or beer at parties and getting drunk. Oh wait, there was one dream I had of eating cereal. “Dream Of Wheat” cereal.

Mind your peas and carrots.

Did you eat every bean and pea on your plate?

Isn’t something like that called a nightmare?

Definitely a nightmare for me. I was a bachelor for 35 years and learned to never eat anything green that was in the fridge.

I love veggies, raw or cooked.

were they not the ones you like or something cause that would be pretty sad in my opinion anyways.

That’s your subconscious talking to you, Brutus.

And when he woke up his pillow was gone. :^)

I have actually had dreams that have me in a bad situation and I say in them that I don’t like this and I’m going to wake up now. And I do

Oh. So you were having a horrible night long nightmare. Poor Guy…..

Notice the sly smile on his wife’s face!

Only Brutus Thornapple would have a dream where he is having an never ending feast and the only food he eats is vegetables.

Nightmare.

Oh man, that’s like being retired and dreaming about being back on the job!!  (Not really. I like almost all vegetables, preferably raw or under-cooked. But I am glad I don’t have to go to work!)

I have read that we can engage most of our senses in dreams but not taste. I would disagree, myself.

Next time Brutus, don’t watch a gardening show before you go to bed.

Maybe your body was trying to tell you something.

Oh, the horror…THE HORROR!!!

Here’s hoping that the next night he dreams he’s eating at an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet.

sounds like a wonderful dream to me…

I guess it would be worse if he dreamed he was eating food he hated. The next night, maybe?

That would tend to cut down on the enjoyment.