Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 02, 2022

Well, I’m out!

I’d explain that, but some doll absconded with my dictionary and my thesaurus… Yes, she left me without a word…

Six legs! More legs, more fun!  (cue freaky bald guy dancing)

Flat line to heaven.

Ready go on cell phone..Needs drawing

.hint, hint…

It’s too late for me to absquatu.

Better absquatulate than never.

Keep on (truckin’)³

Jane learned to absquatulate when she saw her cutout twin at a Social Tea, wearing the same coat…. gasp!

She couldn’t get outta there fast enough…embarrassing to say the least!

So with nothing else to do that day, Jane went to the Froglandia Bathmat factory to shop for a different coat so this would never happen again.

Absquatulate with Sasquatch!

Accent the positive / (Jiminy Cricket)

Absquatulate the negative / (Frog Applause)

And don’t mess with me intervenes …! (Popeye)

(apologies to The Andrews Sisters, et al)

Sometimes it’s the only gracious thing to do.

That’s me gone!

2 legs bad, 6 legs good, allergic to insecticide.

Stamp out reality

see what you want to see

do what you want to do

before reality stamps out you.

This final season of America has been absolutely amazing. I mean, it starts with an attack on the Capital and ends with a new Supreme Court that is actively dismantling democracy! And it perfectly sets up the Civil War miniseries that will follow.

Whatever you think good Germans should have done in 1933 Germany

good Americans need to be doing that now.

Have you hard about Stacy Brown?

He got every chick in town.

He got looks, he got class…

Do anything to get a little lass.

And everybody shout at him as he walks his girlies past…

Everybody got one

Everybody got one

Everybody got one

But Stacy Brown got two.

When you’ve got 6 legs…

You’ve got to know when to hold ’em

Know when to fold ’em

Know when to walk away

And know when to run

“The general population doesn’t know what’s happening, and it doesn’t even know that it doesn’t know.” Noam Chomsky

Old age problem. I used to know what it meant. Had to look it up. Time to blow this joint. (’60s gag)

This is the Frog Applause way to say “Take off you hoser!”

Suction Cup Bra takes first place.

Suction cup wall massage takes cool second.

i’m outta here!

Wha choo makin’ off wid, Hexapod Dollie? I don’t need no BIG WORDS to know youse is runnin’! And dat guy in the Buster Browns is a-followin’ youse, too. Ha! Da jig is up! Froglandia SWAT is not far behind….

My shadow hardly speaks so it rarely says goodbye, goes without saying.

Bet she loves to buy shoes.

Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum…

There’s another orange-haired lusus naturae who should absquatulate forthwith to the nether realms.