Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 26, 2022

Vitamin DDR? RAMoflavin?

RAM

Has WOM, Write Only Memory.

Vitamin C Drive.

I was taking a memory supplement, but I kept forgetting to take it. This is actually a true story. :(

He seems to have forgotten he’s a robot. Pills will not help.

He may need more than just a supplement.

He may need help from a memory retrieval specialist.

Clerk thinks, “now what was it the Doc said was the most expensive OTC thing we had?”

Notepaper?

I even use a memory foam pillow – still doesn’t help…!

“I remember I’m supposed to take a dram.”

Brewster got a twin?

He can take care of two problems at once by upgrading his floppy drive.

a relative took a memory course once…and forgot to pay for it

“Fourgetitoll”. Actually names of medications is one of the great mysteries of life. I like to imagine there is some nut case in a locked room who does nothing but make up the names, and they deliver 3 meals a day.

Brewster has a second job?

Replace the HAL 9000 processor, with a new HAL 13000. Upgrade the RAM, Replace the old Disk drive with solid state drive. Wipe all memory and reboot and reprogram. However because of cost overruns, and the chip shortage. It’s best if we just drop the thing off at the recycling center.

If he weren’t Oldbot, he could use an SD card.

This is such an old joke.

For Oldbot? Probably WD-40.

“Robo Refresh?”

Yeah, if you remember it, let me know-if you remember…

I know where you can get some OLOy Blade RGB 16GB (2 × 8GB) memory or maybe some 288-Pin PC RAM DDR5 6000 Intel XMP 3.0…the older stuff is, unfortunately, only available by cannibalizing old PCs.

The pharmacist looks like he could be Brewster’s brother.

On the subject of memory issues:

Man #1: I’ve been having a lot of trouble with my memory lately.

Man #2: So was I, but then I went to this terrific doctor. His name is — what’s the name of that flower? Real pretty, smells good, has thorns?

Man #1: A rose?

Man #2: That’s it! Hey, Rose, what’s the name of that doctor I went to?