I have never met a “cover up” that actually looks like healthy skin. Or even my aged skin. It looks like a spot of make up. True, that’s less obvious at a little distance.
The rerun stations I tend to watch, a good proportion of the TV ads are for products to hide aging skin, or improve muscle strength, or cheap life/ health/wealth insurance. They surely know their target audience — senior citizens insecure about their health and wealth status. Clearasil should branch out into a product for Seniors. Or has it already? “Gerisil”?
I’m standing in line at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription, and a middle-aged fellow gets to the front of the line and as a joke, asks the clerk for “something that will make me good-looking and attractive to the opposite sex”…the clerk – barely breaking stride – says – “the liquor store is next door”. All of us waiting just about spit up breakfast, laughing!!!
In my 30s I tried that new, Botox thing. It took away the 11s but instead of feeling beautiful, I immediately saw my 2nd biggest facial flaw that I’d never noticed before. I finally understood how the path to the ridiculous cosmetic surgery look was paved. I stopped looking at myself in the mirror and saved my money.
Women makeup to make a man younger.Reminds me of husband and I, he has liver spot on side of his face sooner then I and I have one on my left side, I do not like it. My sister also has one she is two years younger. Just a brief update. I went back for another x-ray, the Orthopedic stated I could step it up with slight pressure, so I asked was granted home therapy, that has started. The bone that fracture still there and the bone that broke still there that takes longer to heal especially cannot have surgery or cast. The home therapy assigned me exercise and changed how I use a walker, I want to do more. My left knee not happy about 8 steps especially going up 8 steps. I go back in November for another x-ray, my question do I go in a wheel chair or use a walker? I know I cannot go long distance for walking. I am really trying. Also PT said for restroom break husband just spot me if I need help, that I am noticing on standing. Making slow progress. State fair is coming in a couple of weeks with Monday a $1 day, I will be wanting to go but realistic I cannot, I have to use a wheel chair.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
Why not go to Opal’s salon in order to have it done, Earl?
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member almost 2 years ago
What can I slather on with a trowel to make me look younger?
Concretionist almost 2 years ago
I have never met a “cover up” that actually looks like healthy skin. Or even my aged skin. It looks like a spot of make up. True, that’s less obvious at a little distance.
Wilde Bill almost 2 years ago
You should ask Brian if you want a stronger jawline.
C almost 2 years ago
Opal made a mess of that
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 2 years ago
I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
We married for better for worse. Don’t know what she thinks after all these decades, but I only remember better.
hariseldon59 almost 2 years ago
She’s not a miracle worker, Earl.
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
The rerun stations I tend to watch, a good proportion of the TV ads are for products to hide aging skin, or improve muscle strength, or cheap life/ health/wealth insurance. They surely know their target audience — senior citizens insecure about their health and wealth status. Clearasil should branch out into a product for Seniors. Or has it already? “Gerisil”?
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
Geritol and the gym Earl.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
As long as (Just make sure) it’s cover-up and not makeup.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Even a plastic surgeon could not help much Earl!
Darryl Heine almost 2 years ago
Old men don’t get acne/pimples.
BearsDown Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sandpaper and wood putty.
James Deveney Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Once started, hard to stop.
treutvid almost 2 years ago
Earl goes Metro
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Earl, the best thing you can do about a weak jawline is grow a beard. It will also cover up myriad other facial problems.
IWannaBeLerxst almost 2 years ago
I’m standing in line at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription, and a middle-aged fellow gets to the front of the line and as a joke, asks the clerk for “something that will make me good-looking and attractive to the opposite sex”…the clerk – barely breaking stride – says – “the liquor store is next door”. All of us waiting just about spit up breakfast, laughing!!!
brick10 almost 2 years ago
You opened a real can of worms Opal.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
Just put a paper bag over his head.
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t do it Earl, that’s how Tammy Faye Baker got started.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Opal has created a monster….
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t get Earl started….oh, too,late!
ANIMAL almost 2 years ago
Good job Opal…….. you created a MONSTER..!!
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“No.”
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
Better than my dear grandmother in the 1940s spitting on her handkerchief to do the job.
KEA almost 2 years ago
it’s a slippery slope …
Diane in comics land Premium Member almost 2 years ago
In my 30s I tried that new, Botox thing. It took away the 11s but instead of feeling beautiful, I immediately saw my 2nd biggest facial flaw that I’d never noticed before. I finally understood how the path to the ridiculous cosmetic surgery look was paved. I stopped looking at myself in the mirror and saved my money.
Buckeye67 almost 2 years ago
Sorry Earl, Opal already has a full time job cooking and taking care of the house.
kab2rb almost 2 years ago
Women makeup to make a man younger.Reminds me of husband and I, he has liver spot on side of his face sooner then I and I have one on my left side, I do not like it. My sister also has one she is two years younger. Just a brief update. I went back for another x-ray, the Orthopedic stated I could step it up with slight pressure, so I asked was granted home therapy, that has started. The bone that fracture still there and the bone that broke still there that takes longer to heal especially cannot have surgery or cast. The home therapy assigned me exercise and changed how I use a walker, I want to do more. My left knee not happy about 8 steps especially going up 8 steps. I go back in November for another x-ray, my question do I go in a wheel chair or use a walker? I know I cannot go long distance for walking. I am really trying. Also PT said for restroom break husband just spot me if I need help, that I am noticing on standing. Making slow progress. State fair is coming in a couple of weeks with Monday a $1 day, I will be wanting to go but realistic I cannot, I have to use a wheel chair.
briggs.roy078 almost 2 years ago
(forehead slap)
edeloriea14 almost 2 years ago
Some Benadryl can help.
tinstar almost 2 years ago
“Ethel, get the belt sander!”
Realimaginary1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Opal: Let me get a can of that hair loss concealer, and we’ll start from there!!