Pickles by Brian Crane for August 27, 2022

yank the newspaper out of Earl’s hands, Opal

Giving in will only reinforce the nag

That’s fine Earl, but just how long will the ‘wait’ aspect of that statement take?

I’m with you Earl…it could happen

I’m always waiting for some little elves to clean my house while I’m at work. But they must be busy cleaning someone else’s house.

I and my bathroom can testify that it doesn’t work.

Well, if you can believe TV ads, several bathroom cleaning products are doing the job for him: Scrubbing Bubbles and the Ty D Bol Man in his little speed boat.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IEkEFX7EQs8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6qoqE6WmNz4

And then his good friend, Bon Ami. And the heroic Ajax …

I went to a French motel where the bathrooms clean themselves—something like a car wash.

So Earl, do you think dinner is going to cook itself? Maybe not.

And you’re the only one, Earl!

They could rename the strip to “A Day in the Life of Niteskyy.”

Waiting for her to get tired of waiting and do it herself.

Never say Never!

Eventually it will compact into a layer of archeological treasure to be discovered and interpreted in another era. Ok, I just don’t wanna.

Here, hear.

weight and sea – you never know what will bite

I’m with Earl. You never know what will happen to today’s problems tomorrow.

Wait and see……….never going to happen!

Maybe if Earl would stop whizzin all over the toilet and surrounding areas. Yes. that’s what old guys do. I know, cause I is one.

Procrastination is Earls specialty Opal is very impatient.

From your lips to God’s ears, Earl!

I bet he has the chutzpah to get out of bed then stand up half awake to whiz.

Earl, that is all well and good, until Opal goes out and mows the yard, THEN it is time to get that bathroom clean.

We will only have to clean it again in a few days..

If you WAIT long enough….. someone ELSE will do it – That’s MY motto