Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2022

Helping the living isn’t as profitable.

So much jetsam to handle from pig.

Forget it, Pig—you’re the Tyrannosaurus of Wrecks.

“wrecked-um? darn near killed em”

Let’s start with your deodorant.

Captain Tony salvages things afloat without purpose.

…salvages boat wrecks… not train wrecks!

If Pig thinks he’s a wreck now, wait until Lio runs into him.

Don’t call me Shirley.

I was expecting Lio.

He should go find Grace.

I hear she’s amazing at saving wrecks… wretches… whatever.

C’mon now, Pig. You’re not a wreck.

shouldn’t Captain Tony be taking care of his mayoral duties in Key West?

Can he salvage SS Mark Trail?

“I went down to Captain Tony’s…….”

When was the last time we saw Goat?

You’re just a nervous one, Pig! The Captain cannot help you!

Isn’t he the Captain of the Titanic? Do you really think he can help you?

Tony looks kind of stark.

Maybe he can fight sea monsters.

Pig is desperate ….as usual….why isn’t he in bed with the covers over his head? LOL

Was Captain Tony able to salvage the Wreck of Ella Fitzgerald?

Might want to get God’s help through one of His agents here on earth, along with some prayers to the Big Guy.(and I don’t mean Joe Biden)….

Hey, Pig, The price was already paid for your salvation. And it was costly.

We see The Captain, but where’s Tennille?!?

Where’s an English teacher when you need one? Pig really needs to learn more about metaphors, similes, and syntax.

How achingly poignant.

Try Celebrate Recovery.

We have a group for that.

Notice dazed expression on Captain Tony’s face.

He was supposed to be in POPEYE,but he got kidnapped

Tony Smith, the former Titanic captain … or was it the Exxon Valdez?

The Captain may be able to handle wrecks but he doesn’t want to go anywhere near dumpster fires.

So let me see if I got this straight….“they went down to Captain Tony’s, to get out of the heat. He heard Goats’ voice call out to him, Pig come have a seat”

If he can he make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again, he may be able to get Pig out of bed in the morning.

Unfunny, I don’t get it at all despite reading it three times.

Fun thing is to read the comic (any one) and try to predict if / how it will trigger political comments of a certain theme!!

Well Lio might arrive soon to help you Pig.

If you’re really smart, Captain Tony, you’ll steer clear of Pig! He’s too shallow!

You can’t blame a pig for trying.

Interestingly, there are Pastis crossover references in both Working Daze AND Lio on this date (9/1)!