Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    Helping the living isn’t as profitable.

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    alasko  about 2 years ago

    So much jetsam to handle from pig.

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    BasilBruce  about 2 years ago

    Forget it, Pig—you’re the Tyrannosaurus of Wrecks.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    “wrecked-um? darn near killed em”

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    Let’s start with your deodorant.

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    B UTTONS  about 2 years ago

    Captain Tony salvages things afloat without purpose.

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    kaylowe  about 2 years ago

    …salvages boat wrecks… not train wrecks!

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    If Pig thinks he’s a wreck now, wait until Lio runs into him.

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    MayCauseBurns  about 2 years ago

    Don’t call me Shirley.

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    RitaGB  about 2 years ago

    I was expecting Lio.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He should go find Grace.

    I hear she’s amazing at saving wrecks… wretches… whatever.

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 years ago

    C’mon now, Pig. You’re not a wreck.

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    Casey Jones  about 2 years ago

    shouldn’t Captain Tony be taking care of his mayoral duties in Key West?

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Can he salvage SS Mark Trail?

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    Skippy the Magnificent  about 2 years ago

    “I went down to Captain Tony’s…….”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    When was the last time we saw Goat?

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    iggyman  about 2 years ago

    You’re just a nervous one, Pig! The Captain cannot help you!

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    David in Webb Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Isn’t he the Captain of the Titanic? Do you really think he can help you?

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 2 years ago

    Tony looks kind of stark.

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    Maybe he can fight sea monsters.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Pig is desperate ….as usual….why isn’t he in bed with the covers over his head? LOL

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    Kveldulf  about 2 years ago

    Was Captain Tony able to salvage the Wreck of Ella Fitzgerald?

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    raybarb44  about 2 years ago

    Might want to get God’s help through one of His agents here on earth, along with some prayers to the Big Guy.(and I don’t mean Joe Biden)….

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    johnschutt  about 2 years ago

    Hey, Pig, The price was already paid for your salvation. And it was costly.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 2 years ago

    We see The Captain, but where’s Tennille?!?

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    CaveCat87  about 2 years ago

    Where’s an English teacher when you need one? Pig really needs to learn more about metaphors, similes, and syntax.

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    John Jorgensen  about 2 years ago

    How achingly poignant.

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    David_the_CAD  about 2 years ago

    Try Celebrate Recovery.

    We have a group for that.

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    Notice dazed expression on Captain Tony’s face.

    He was supposed to be in POPEYE,but he got kidnapped

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    Tony Smith, the former Titanic captain … or was it the Exxon Valdez?

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    Buckeye67  about 2 years ago

    The Captain may be able to handle wrecks but he doesn’t want to go anywhere near dumpster fires.

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    AZPhinFan  about 2 years ago

    So let me see if I got this straight….“they went down to Captain Tony’s, to get out of the heat. He heard Goats’ voice call out to him, Pig come have a seat”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 years ago

    If he can he make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again, he may be able to get Pig out of bed in the morning.

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    Dacker  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Unfunny, I don’t get it at all despite reading it three times.

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    jth4510  about 2 years ago

    Fun thing is to read the comic (any one) and try to predict if / how it will trigger political comments of a certain theme!!

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    einarbt  about 2 years ago

    Well Lio might arrive soon to help you Pig.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    If you’re really smart, Captain Tony, you’ll steer clear of Pig! He’s too shallow!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    You can’t blame a pig for trying.

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    brace.rob  about 2 years ago

    Interestingly, there are Pastis crossover references in both Working Daze AND Lio on this date (9/1)!

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