Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 12, 2022

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    Alabama Al  about 2 years ago

    So, why doesn’t Joan simply “hear the call of nature” to get away from this oblivious jerk?

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    Uncle Kenny  about 2 years ago

    I can actually smell his breath.

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    Susan00100  about 2 years ago

    What an @sswipe!! I hope this story arc ends with him getting a mouthful of his own teeth!!

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    Petercowen  about 2 years ago

    Any guesses as to who “Woody” may really be?

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    GaryCooper  about 2 years ago

    Woody is a charmer.

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    robertthomasson Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Maybe Ginny has a hammer she can lend Joanie.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  about 2 years ago

    Menopause is always a safe “go to” subject.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Let it speak. Punch him out.

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    Masterskrain  about 2 years ago

    Just deck him, Joanie. No one will mind…

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    rmercer Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That’s the menopause swinging… the hammer.

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    monya_43  about 2 years ago

    I thought she was already dumping her drink on him.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And suddenly Joanie has her “road to Emmaus” moment on open carry.

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    gantech  about 2 years ago

    Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly be more of a slug…

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    jrankin1959  about 2 years ago

    Is this plot still around?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Not yet. It speaks in Chinese and carries a switch blade.

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    I hope I’m remembering right.This is when we find out what finally happened to Clyde.A mildly horrible fate,but at least he’s got a job.

    “Good Gravy,Hon,George Will is right AGAIN!!”

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    akosoffsky  about 2 years ago

    Woody was a creep 25 years ago, and he still is today. Let’s put it this way, if Woody does have a wife, she’s making love to her “sickly aunt” right now.

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    prrdh  about 2 years ago

    She did, repeatedly, but since the span of that attention he refers to is only a femtosecond or two he immediately forgot.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    Hard to believe he has lived to this age.

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    schaefer jim  about 2 years ago

    Start swinging the hammer!

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    1967Falcon  about 2 years ago

    Woody needs to feel a sharp pain at his inflection point.

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    OshkoshJohn  about 2 years ago

    Woody may be what people used to refer as a “confirmed bachelor.” The fact he seems also to present as a self-absorbed posterior orifice completes the presentation.

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    Scoutmaster77  about 2 years ago

    “Woody” describes his thick skull.

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    stamps  about 2 years ago

    Safe to assume that Woody will not make it through the reunion without serious injuries.

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    Jacob Mattingly   about 2 years ago

    Having to spend a week of daily strips with woody has been exausting (From last tuesday to here). He’s a character I honestly forget at times for my own sanity. I usually have a pretty good grasp on the Doonesbury cast in it’s multitutdes but clearly I blocked out Woody for my brain’s saftey. I get he’s supposed to be a drain on joan, a sign of the kind of prilvaged white male twit that society gives all the breaks for. He’s white privlage personified as a person, so he has a purpose in the strip.. but it’s still not enjoyable to spend time around him. Mark’s dad and Duke are also truly awful human beings, but their entertaing, Mark’s dad being just proudly greedy and evil and Duke being the same. You still don’t like them but they also don’t make you wince. Probably because their more cartoony representations of common evils while Woody here, despite being over the top is all too real. The goverment is full of guys like him to it’s detriment

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    Richard Perry  about 2 years ago

    Trudeau’s characters always look their half asleep.

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    HodgeElmwood  about 2 years ago

    Time for a whack upside the head.

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    chambedr  about 2 years ago

    Wow Woody is beating up big-time on Joannie. She’s loving it!!

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    bakana  about 2 years ago

    But, it seems Woody does always carry a “Shovel” with him so he can dig the hole Deeper.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Such a winner…

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