I cannot put it off any longer. CARBON DIOXIDE DOES NOT CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING IT MEARLY TRAPS THE HEAT CAUSED BY OTHER STUFF. Sorry about shouting but this lie bugs me, so does pictures of steam from cooling towers to represent smoke.
At age 40 is when I have noticed that it is hard to light all the candles without burning any fingers and near impossible for the birthday person to blow them all out with one puff.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Grandpa already earned all the carbon credits he will ever need for the rest of his birthdays from here on.
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
What ARE they teaching kids in school these days? Oh yeah, that stuff.
Its just me over 2 years ago
I cannot put it off any longer. CARBON DIOXIDE DOES NOT CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING IT MEARLY TRAPS THE HEAT CAUSED BY OTHER STUFF. Sorry about shouting but this lie bugs me, so does pictures of steam from cooling towers to represent smoke.
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hey, I already have to apply for a special exemption for a burn permit from my local fire department for my birthday cake ….
rhpii over 2 years ago
That’s your problem sonny, I won’t be here.
DM2860 over 2 years ago
At age 40 is when I have noticed that it is hard to light all the candles without burning any fingers and near impossible for the birthday person to blow them all out with one puff.
So at that point, we use numbers.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Grandma called the fire department to stand by…..
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
One candle does the trick for me. One for each lifetime.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
No cake for you lad.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
If I believed in evolution (which I don’t) I’d say that family descended from T-Rexes. Look at their arms …
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
They should have switched to numbered candle years ago.
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s okay. He’s pals with John Kerry and Al Gore. :)
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 2 years ago
… and don’t forget about the flatulence!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Carbon offsets are a scam. Actually reducing pollution requires work.
DebUSNRet over 2 years ago
Shades of my hero Phil Valentine.
lawguy05 over 2 years ago
Quite, kid. Your too young to know it is ALL A SCAM.
aussie399 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Not funny but rather a microcosm and accurate account of activist obliviot thinking