That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 08, 2022

Harriet was putting herself through college by working as an artist’s model, so she had to do her homework during the breaks.

“Dear diary; I waited too long to do my laundry again.”

The actual modeling was what paid the bills, but Carla also had to take of all the paperwork that came with being self-employed.

Nude #2 – Self Portrait

Model for writing to Gocomics censor to complain that she can’t write about her t#t$ and @$$..

You needn’t be clothed to write/

A letter stinging with spite../

She writes in the nude/

But the censor’s a prude./

Any difference she makes will be slight !

My original reply in 2017:

Make sure to clean that chair with a disinfectant cloth after she gets up.

Leanne was comfortable with her body. But the cheap wooden chairs, not so much.

When her editor told her to write the naked truth, she took it way too literally!

We see what you’re doing there Larsson. You’re just having her write something so we don’t think you’re a perv.

The first Ikea Catalogue never made it to the printer.

She wrote reviews of the adult toy attachments for her chair.

Here is the picture on the left as executed..

https://www.wikiart.org/en/carl-larsson/the-model-on-the-table-1906

Greta, writing about her experiences as a model simulating sex with the artist’s dummies. On the plus side, the male dummy was always stiff… and the female dummy’s breasts were always firm…

After years of back-breaking hours spent trying to remove stubborn paint stains from her clothes, Jenny got a breakthrough on the last laundry day.

Dear Herbert, Things here are slowly coming back to normalcy. Some lockdown habits, however, are still hard to break.

Trying to find the instructions on how to break the suction after sitting on a lacquered chair.

Back when there was no air conditioning.

Alice, making out her grocery list, in that dream she has where she finds herself naked at the store.

The Model Writing a Postcard: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Watercolor paintings by Carl Larsson" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first Category: found, and once there find the text string postcards, and click its link for info for info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1628 (1/30/17) (September 7, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by this artist have been used here (4 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the September 4, 2018, strip being the prior (the artist info URLs in my comment there have become here links in my blog comment). The January 30, 2017, strip is the first time this work was used here. I’ve updated the first URL pointed to by my comment there.

I don’t know about y’all, but this really reminds me of some very enjoyable Sunday mornings when I was a young man. It was also a time where I learned a very important lesson on life. Do not cook bacon in the nude!

I’ve got to find a chair without so many splinters!!

Why Carl Larsson could never bring his dates home to meet his mother.

I know there are people out there/

Who have sly witticisms to share/

About disinfection/

But on closer inspection/

They secretly envy the chair.

Dear Aunt Mildred, I took your advice, I decided to just let the crabs breathe. Hopefully, they will clear up in no time.

The beauty of working from home…

The real reason so many people are objecting to “return to office” policies.

I love those chairs

NUDIST COLONY SECRETARY: Fur Burger 69 has asked me to include a note in this month’s news letter regarding shoes. Our Rules and Regs consider shoes to be clothing and are therefore forbidden. Also, FB 69 would like you to know that after her upcoming birthday, she will be changing her Colony name to Fur Burger 70. Please make a note of the change. In other news…

Not having nude photos of herself to send, she had to describe herself in the letters.

This is what every Airbnb owner hopes to see.

/// Astrid needed a way to earn cash.

She encountered a man, bold and brash.

He had hopes she would pose

(photographed with no clothes).

He’d convince her to do something rash.

/// “Make French Postcards and you can be rich,

but you cannot be wearing a stitch.”

Astrid sat there all day

writing cards en français.

(She’s not bright and had misheard his pitch.)

hope she doesn’t stick to the chair

It was bad enough that Carl insisted that Magrit do the house cleaning and laundry nude, but now he wants her to pay all the dämn bills! Never Trust A Naked BookKeeper!

Everyone thought she was carrying the “starving” artist thing too far.

The artist was a bit confused about ‘nude painting’.

“No honey, I wouldn’t call you lazy… but…”

with her writing career in the Caribbean, Margo always wrote in the nude, it gave her more contact with nature also her A/C was broken

Instagram – 1906.

Could be OnlyFans, I guess.

There is me only I’m male. I like nudity it is comfortable.

20 May: Paint self; shower; order more IKEA chairs (maybe green this time); water flowers; write in diary; check out Melcher’s latest; nap.