Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 28, 2022

  1. Img 0910
    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Goat helped Rat improve his vocabulary.

     •  Reply
  2. Zooey girl
    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    So much passion is wasted on people who really have no real bearing on our life…

     •  Reply
  3. Tenor  1
    Binky Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    (ノ゚0゚)ノ~

     •  Reply
  4. The rat
    Ratkin  almost 2 years ago

    I despise all the haters.

     •  Reply
  5. Entertained
    WhatsTheJoke  almost 2 years ago

    Or, like Mr. T: “I pity the fool!”

     •  Reply
  6. 1628996 t1
    enigmamz  almost 2 years ago

    If he had used his brian, he would know it’s spelled, “moran”.

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    zekepotato  almost 2 years ago

    According to B. Bunny, the correct spelling is “maroon”.

     •  Reply
  8. Grandbudapesthotel cr alamy
    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Whatever.

     •  Reply
  9. 20071112 einstein
    hariseldon59  almost 2 years ago

    I abhor him

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    markyakes Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Whatever happened to Guard Duck and Mr Fluffles (Is that his name?). I miss them…

     •  Reply
  11. Mrpeabodyboysherman
    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Goat says “You’re welcome”!

     •  Reply
  12. Brady the clumber spaniel
    johnjoyce  almost 2 years ago

    Some people seem to work really hard at being unlovable. You know?

     •  Reply
  13. 0804242
    James Wolfenstein  almost 2 years ago

    I despise this cartoon :D

     •  Reply
  14. 3c777ff2 4bb1 47cd 9770 62ea9f8bab9b
    monya_43  almost 2 years ago

    Hating someone doesn’t bother them at all. Usually, they are oblivious to your feelings and don’t care.

     •  Reply
  15. Nc201206
    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Poor Rat, looking in a mirror.

     •  Reply
  16. Missing large
    WaitingMan  almost 2 years ago

    “Ain’t no time to hate.”

    “Uncle John’s Band”, Grateful Dead

     •  Reply
  17. Missing large
    Znox11  almost 2 years ago

    The word “hate” really is used too much these days. Just because someone disagrees with something, that doesn’t mean that they hate it or the one who supports it.

     •  Reply
  18. Icon2
    Wichita1.0  almost 2 years ago

    (singing) If loathing you is wrong, I don’t wanna’ be riiiiight…

     •  Reply
  19. 210408 doc w
    walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Fear and Loathing in PBS Land”.

     •  Reply
  20. Booby
    Snolep  almost 2 years ago

    Goat, he didn’t say “I hate someone.” He specified “that moron.”

     •  Reply
  21. 96480   copy  2
    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    I dislike that…human being. That’s more appropriate.

     •  Reply
  22. Missing large
    Brad Arrington  almost 2 years ago

    Nice green background color gradient. Is that new?

     •  Reply
  23. Missing large
    ceciliabaca1965  almost 2 years ago

    What happened to his tea bag in the last panel?

     •  Reply
  24. Ellis archer profile
    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    Loathing is the essence of Rat’s being.

     •  Reply
  25. Cave cat
    CaveCat87  almost 2 years ago

    Isn’t loathe the same thing as hate?

     •  Reply
  26. Missing large
    delennwen  almost 2 years ago

    Cue song from Wicked: "Loathing, unadulterated loathing, For your face, your voice, your clothing. . . " I will say that there are very few people in my life that I’ve hated but there is one who I still loathe and despise with every fiber of my being, and unfortunately HE WON’T GO AWAY. If only he’d just crawl back to his golf course and STAY THERE.

     •  Reply
  27. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    In this case, HATE is in order….

     •  Reply
  28. Joe the bugatti mulhouse clipped
    Call me Ishmael  almost 2 years ago

    The verb does not exist that fully describes my detestation for that living threat to humanity. Fifty guesses who I mean.

     •  Reply
  29. Picture 001
    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Rat seems to have an extensive vocabulary.

     •  Reply
  30. Missing large
    AndromedaMike  almost 2 years ago

    Rat, just being true to his evil Rat self.

     •  Reply
  31. Greg backlit
    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    “An angry man is ugly and sleeps poorly” – Buddha

     •  Reply
  32. Missing large
    198.23.5.11  almost 2 years ago

    “Oooohhhh…you make me so mad”…JOE BESSER

     •  Reply
  33. Nowyoulisten
    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    WAIT! Didn’t Seinfeld’s Newman have that copyrighted?

     •  Reply
  34. Download
    Howie1057  almost 2 years ago

    Goat should have known that Rat wouldn’t listen.

     •  Reply
  35. Missing large
    John Jorgensen  almost 2 years ago

    Actually I do think that loathe is a milder word, at least when applied to another person.

     •  Reply
  36. Bluedog
    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    Rat: I hate that moron.

    Goat: You really should never say ‘I hate someone’.

    Rat: I loathe the moron the keyed your and my car.

    Goat: I hate that moron.

     •  Reply
  37. 98dc6e4d 2f79 4b1b b6ad 40e22f07889d
    Buoy  almost 2 years ago

    There is a weird war on words going on. Perhaps an extension of peoples desire to kill everything that is an inconvenience, or worse.

    People no longer say “that’s bad.” You have to say “that’s not ok.” Ridiculous! As if the utterance of the word will induce spontaneous reproduction of all things bad.

    There is nothing “wrong” with hatred. It is necessary and inseparable from life, as night is necessary along with day.

    Expression of hatred- good.

    Existing in hatred- bad

    If I burn my hand on the stove, am I a bad person for screaming bloody heII?

    If I henceforth attempt to destroy all cooktops, well that is misguided and psychotic.

    If someone cuts me off in traffic and almost causes an accident, I will get angry and yell terrible things at her. That is not the time to be all zen. Get angry and Then let it go.

    If I carry that anger around all day and direct it towards innocent people, then I have a problem. That is unhealthy. You have become rat.

    There is a difference.

     •  Reply
  38. Missing large
    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Baby steps but in the right direction…..

     •  Reply
  39. Missing large
    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    I will usually say ‘I have a strong dislike for that person’, but even that can seem harsh at times.

     •  Reply
  40. Untitled
    eolan59  almost 2 years ago

    I feel that way about 45

     •  Reply
  41. Thinker
    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Rat is a sophist. Not sophisticated, but still able to chop logic to suit himself….

     •  Reply
  42. Nollanav
    DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Much better, Rat, much better.

     •  Reply
  43. Missing large
    buflogal!  almost 2 years ago

    “hate” is so overused that “loathe” almost sounds worse by seeming more personal.

     •  Reply
  44. Missing large
    clayface9 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I loathe hydrangeas.

     •  Reply
  45. 62a621d6 88c3 4002 80e6 3c8a0215efdb
    missyhyattfan  almost 2 years ago

    I always reiderate hate is a horrible word. I prefer dislike or dislike immensely

     •  Reply
  46. Stpatshat  1
    leopardglily  8 months ago

    I mean he’s right but Goat just sounds so preachy here that I can’t support that either.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Pearls Before Swine