Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 26, 2022

Buttering up spirits

Didn’t your mother teach you not to speak with your mouth full?

I hate when that happens

Toil and trouble will be your lots then.

Sounds like our current president.

Aw! Nuts!

Warning: Poor enunciation can be hazardous to your health.

He might accidentally summon the autocorrect demon.

Was is smooth peanut butter or was it the crunchy kind? Anyway, I prefer Hummus on my flat-bread or whatever I am dipping, (as in celery or other vegetables, or crackers).

Maybe that’s why prayer & fasting are so often mentioned together in the Bible.

Next time try it with some toffee instead.

But peanut butter is so good…

Otay, dat swonds wite!

Okay. Good safety tip. Same goes for saying “Hey Google” or Siri or whoever.

Mumm bal stuk !!!1

1000 times better than the last one. The Previous POTUS reversed 244 years of progress in the USA, and destroyed the USA reputation around the world. Still trying to.

Sound advice.

Never again!!

i can relate. did that once in a dungeon in forgoton realms

So that’s the cause for our legislative bodies to enact laws that work for the people. They have their mouths full.

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albeit, it is often a foot or two.

In my opinion, one of the funniest commercials I’ve ever seen was the Got Milk one in which a guy knew the answer to a quiz on the radio, and stood to win quite a bit of money. The problem was, he had a mouthful of peanut butter sandwich and, as hard as he tried, nobody could understand him. When he tried to pour some milk in a glass, he didn’t have enough. It’s on You Tube if you’re interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gkqzxss8Ss

For fun here is a quiz I came up with awhile ago on magic incantations.

Can you name the origin of all these “magic incantations”?13 for good luck.

1- Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble

2- Expecto Patronum

3- Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho

4- Frammin’ at the jim-jam, frippin’ in the krotz

5- Abra abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya

6- Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo

7- By the Eye of Agamotto

8- I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor

9- Open Sesame

10- Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

11- Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee

12- Kaplowey

13- Epiwdnim

Words to live by.

Say, has Ted Cruz left for Cancun yet?

Covfefe?