Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 02, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Dad is proud that you know how to use vicariously in a sentence.

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    dadthedawg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Calvin appears to be fluent with big words…..

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    codycab  almost 2 years ago

    “Now you know how that feels.”

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    Well, how do you expect your father to quit insulting you, Calvin, if you didn’t bring it up to your mother?

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    GreasyOldTam  almost 2 years ago

    Well, DAD, Calvin has become immortal, so THERE!!

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    Stick around Dad, the spawn from your loins will really surprise you later on!!! You may have to move to a new State.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 2 years ago

    This father/son thing isn’t going well.

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    rklynch  almost 2 years ago

    Wow. Surprised he got that…

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    Opportunities botched include not having a vasectomy

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    cholomanaba  almost 2 years ago

    sounded more like a threat to me…

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    More like a gently suggestion that bodes ill for the future if not followed.

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    dhaiphip  almost 2 years ago

    He doesn’t insult him, he questions his abilities.

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    FrannieL Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well, Dad really wanted a dachshund, but noooo, Mom wanted a kid. So here we are.

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 2 years ago

    I had to look some of those words up……

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    chaosed2  almost 2 years ago

    That’s an odd liberal moment for Calvin.

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    Well, you did leave yourself open for that, Calvin!

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 2 years ago

    Boom! Roasted!

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    When I would really tick my dad off when I was Calvin’s age, he’d say: “Your mom and I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out and we’ll make another one that looks just like you and have fun doing it!” At that time I wasn’t certain what he meant but I knew one thing for a fact, I didn’t want to irk him any further.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Dads reply got Calvin to pause and think up a retort! ☺️

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    Redd Panda  almost 2 years ago

    A good solution to Calvin’s attitude would be few siblings.

    Not putting the burden on Mom.

    Maybe they could adopt a half dozen assorted kids?

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    'IndyMan'  almost 2 years ago

    He can try to influence Mom, but she knows her son well enough to recognize that he is trying the ‘age-old’ trick of playing the parents against one another ! ! ! !

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Now we know why Calvin is an only child.

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    gantech  almost 2 years ago

    Good one, dad!

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    bloodykate  almost 2 years ago

    LOL!

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    EnlilEnkiEa  almost 2 years ago

    Inconceivable.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 2 years ago

    Unfortunately, that’s exactly why a lot of people have children.

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    jim_pem  almost 2 years ago

    One good insult deserves another.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    Good one, Dad.

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    Jimvideo  almost 2 years ago

    Did anyone notice the missing word in the dad’s dialog balloon? It should say, “If I were you, you can bet I would be re-evaluating my strategy.”

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    rob  almost 2 years ago

    Someday his parents will be interviewed by the media saying, “well he was a handful at times, but we never thought he’d commit such an act.”

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Two points for Dad.

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    cosman  almost 2 years ago

    I was 15, woke up after 2am with a desire to go over into the living room to look out on the occasional traffic passing by on the four lane residential, and who was in my spot on the sofa, but Mom.. Head in her lap as she caressed my hair & gazed out on the traffic, after a quiet period I started in on my concerns of the moment, then asked why she’s up., after a moment, she breathed, ‘Just wondering if I did all I could, for your future..’

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 2 years ago

    The decorative vocabulary of Calvin has an equal in simple words of father. Nobody understands this better than mom.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You asked for it

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    jaytem  9 months ago

    There’s a notable difference between self concept and self delusion. Many children (and adults) today labor under the latter and it does take away from their ability to fix those things that need fixing.

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