Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 05, 2022

Great rhetorical prowess is needed to persuade Janis to get some ice cream.

Couldn’t be her fault, no, no, no

My only problem with Janis is the lack of chocolate. I hope I never outgrow my appreciation of chocolate ice cream with chocolate syrup.

Shut up and eat your ice cream!

Whatever it was, do it again.

Silence is silver!

A really good marriage always involves some mind-reading.

Come on Arlo, you didn’t have to say anything. This is Janis. She knows you better than you know you.

Janis appreciates Arlo’s wordless oration skills.

And here I thought it was a reward for earlier activities.

He didn’t have to speak a word.

Arlo, it’s so she can blame ☛ you ☚ for her extra pounds… ☺

If only he could read her mind

All he needed to do was smile.

Keep it that way Arlo…it is working!

I get the same reaction when I suggest ice cream, strawberries and whip cream.

Wonder if they are this cute in real life.

Some of us read the ice cream as a reward for last night.

Maybe she’s referring to the other things besides speech that you use your tongue for.

“You didn’t. Nice tongue use, though.”

You were thinking it though…..

I don’t get this one. Did she somehow read his mind?

I like chocolate syrup on Buttered Pecan ice cream!

That’s how they lay the blame on you.

Marriage.

even better

I think she got him some so she wouldn’t feel so guilty (and he couldn’t say anything) about eating the fattening stuff… Don’t get me wrong – I love ice cream.

Sometimes nothing said is the best!

This isn’t about what kind of ice cream or the topping; its about Janis wanting ice cream and blaming Arlo for talking her into it when he hasn’t said a word.

happy wife…