Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 06, 2022

He just has to dill with it.

Hope it was a sweet gherkin at least.

Then I come here to get pickled. Go figure

There used to be a pickle plant in our town. So we smelled pickles driving through that part of town. Now, pickles are gone and pot growing is the new thing. Driving there smells of pot all the time. Big business. A tax revenue for the politicians to spend……

We pickle at home now…..

There’s another theory disproved. He can still see.

I just can’t wrap my head around the idea of pickle ball. Anyone here ever hit a pickle with a paddle?

No overtime for me, I’m just gherkin 9 to 5.

His boss is always gherkin him around.

Here comes his sweet "ger-kin now…

Aged like a fine brine?

“IIII don’t wanna gerk, I just wanna play with my pickle all day.” Whoa, TMI.

It’s a dillemma. Put up with the daily brine or hope the cucumbers are greener elsewhere.

Ooooooh! Unnnng! Aaaaaaaagh! A-pun my word, that’s awful.

Takin’ care of business!

If you’ve been gherkin too much, you could go blind.

Obviously after work hours now. Is he gherkin off?

Now you’re focused on the beer necessities.

Covered by a Claussen his contract.

Bravo Mister Thompson!

The Brady/Wimmer Garbage Moment has taught me that when the moon is in that position, it is around 5:00 AM, but there are people who go to bars then, if they are open.

Is that Pickled Pete?

he really doesn’t relish the hours, but without that paycheck he’d be in a pickle…

Gherkin hard or hardly Gherkin?

Great strip, Dan! It’s sure to be a vlassic!