Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 21, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    I want shoes that will do the running while I stay home.

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    I want one of those stationary bikes.

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    Old man 2718  about 2 years ago

    Helmet Head, what a terrific idea. you’ll make millions

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    DennisinSeattle  about 2 years ago

    If I connect my Fitbit to a stationary bike pedaling itself, do I lose weight?

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    always a reason to argue, rarely a pause for peace…

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    suv2000  about 2 years ago

    Be quiet I already patient that Idea

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    Viktor Sirin  about 2 years ago

    I paid a neighborhood kid to take my iPhone for a three-mile walk every day.I reduced the number of annoying phone calls and I made my steps goal all summer. Win-win.

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    Erse IS better  about 2 years ago

    I’ve SEEN those stationary bikes. They’re good for range of motion after surgery…

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    tudza Premium Member about 2 years ago

    If you’re riding it to work, it’s a good thing. Still had to pedal, that poor little motor couldn’t handle them by itself.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Hey, thanks Jef! An idea whose time has come.

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    B UTTONS  about 2 years ago

    Give cyclist Jef a good workout. Add a Denver boot to his ride.

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    iggyman  about 2 years ago

    Better idea, give Neighbor Bob a ride in an electric car with an ejection seat!

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    cdward  about 2 years ago

    On the serious side, those e-bikes are extremely popular with less financially stable people in our city. Much cheaper than a car but much easier and faster than a bike for getting to work. If I had somewhere to store one, I’d consider getting one for myself.

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    rip_marco  about 2 years ago

    Most cyclists I know have no issues with E-bikes because they are getting more people on bikes and enabling those who normally couldn’t ride because of health reasons to be able to enjoy the pastime.

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    [Unnamed Reader - fe7007]  about 2 years ago

    As a “Pedal Assist” rider on the local bike paths I have rec’d unkind comments from the padded bottom, sleek suited, pedal locked shoes, etc. Riders (who speed down the trail 3-4 abreast) I do pedal with my challenged knees & right hip. My top PA speed is set well below trail rules. Please be kind – one does not always know what possible challenges others are facing.

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    colddonkey  about 2 years ago

    His arrogance is so so real with many of these alleged superior biker beings.

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    ChristineMurphy  about 2 years ago

    Hey, back off. I do so pedal my stationary bike!

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    Rand al'Thor  about 2 years ago

    You still have to pedal electric bikes. They are more of an assist so it does not take as much effort. It’s good for older people and others who don’t have the strength to go the distance or handle hills.

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    He’s a pig! He’s supposed to look that way! So quit body shaming him.

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    Procat Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I can’t remember if Jef was shown actually on his bike, but then he wouldn’t actually be pedaling it.

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 years ago

    Self-driving bikes? Those exist?

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    MS72  about 2 years ago

    Don’t have a stationery bike. I write using a pen.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The Count wonders if it came with an extension cord. A real lone one.

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    Totalloser Premium Member about 2 years ago

    yes, and Bob will use it twice and then it will become a coat and pants rack. I have a friend who bought an indoor trainer used it twice then didn’t use it for 3 years

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    a swino  about 2 years ago

    My version of this is “electric? you mean like a wheelchair?” but I never actually say it.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I got my last stationery bike at Office Depot. After all, they sell stationery.

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    Stocky One  about 2 years ago

    Hey bicyclist, long time no see!

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Hmmm! Wonder what the Wise A$$ on the Hill would think about this?

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    Ken Otwell  about 2 years ago

    I agree… just buy a scooter if you don’t want to pedal.

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    petermerck  about 2 years ago

    No need to pedal. Just pretend you’re going downhill.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    My SIL and BIL bought electric bikes to replace their “old” mountain bikes. They claim they are helping to save the planet but we don’t see how replacing their own muscle energy with electric energy is saving anything but their legs.

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    txmystic  about 2 years ago

    Jef!

    I saw him this morning slowing traffic on the narrow two-lane curvy road that leads out of my neighborhood…

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  about 2 years ago

    Bicycle Jeff seems just a wee bit constipated (again).

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    CaveCat87  about 2 years ago

    I happen to enjoy pedaling on a bike, even though I’ve not ridden a bike in years.

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    Tetonbil  about 2 years ago

    When ever I see these riders I think, DUI. They are a stark contrast to the flocks of spandex clad “Jef’s” around here.

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    DarkHorseSki  about 2 years ago

    I love pedaling my bike back and forth to work. It gives me an hour of aerobic activity and cuts down on my carbon footprint. And I am one of those folks who is anti-leftist!

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    This guy deserves to be lanced with a strong arm.

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    Howie1057  about 2 years ago

    Rat- you don’t seem fat. You are little though.

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    ekke  about 2 years ago

    Actually, I’m on Bicyclist Jef’s side on this one.

    Not AT his side, just to be clear, but on his side.

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    viniragu  about 2 years ago

    SHARE THE ROAD!!!!

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  about 2 years ago

    Why is it you’re ALWAYS the “best” one of the day when it comes to these “responses,” huh?

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    jbruins84341  about 2 years ago

    I am not so vehement as Jef, but I do agree. Cycling is about seeing some countryside while getting a good workout. It’s about feeling a sense of accomplishment when you have finally mastered that nasty hill, not about wondering if your battery has enough charge to even get you home, because forget pedaling those behemoths. I don’t even have power meters or electronic head units, any of that. Spoils the experience if you are constantly watching data.

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    I agree with Jef also. People think they’re getting the benefits of bicycle with an electric one, but it really takes away the biggest benefits while leaving the same dangers.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I can understand Jeff’s rage.

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    knight1192a  about 2 years ago

    That does sadly seem the way things are going.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Jef the Cyclist is Stephan Pastis’s parody version of fellow cartoonist Jef Mallett, who does the comic strip Frazz. A particular point of parody is that the characters in Frazz are always pointlessly pointing, much like the pointed reference to Jef the Cyclist here.

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    michael.adler  about 2 years ago

    Guarantee Pastis’ wife is fat and he secretly resents her for it.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    Don’t we all get like Jef the cyclist about our personal passions? Though if I get to be as bad as him, I am BEGGING to be kicked in the you know where by the likes of Rat.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Biker Jef needs to have his clock cleaned, I think….

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    gigagrouch  about 2 years ago

    He has a point

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    cheap_day_return  about 2 years ago

    Electric bikes are either a really heavy bicycle or a really slow motorcycle.

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    knottytippet  about 2 years ago

    E-bikes are an evolutionary aid for purging the human gene pool.

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