I paid a neighborhood kid to take my iPhone for a three-mile walk every day.I reduced the number of annoying phone calls and I made my steps goal all summer. Win-win.
On the serious side, those e-bikes are extremely popular with less financially stable people in our city. Much cheaper than a car but much easier and faster than a bike for getting to work. If I had somewhere to store one, I’d consider getting one for myself.
Most cyclists I know have no issues with E-bikes because they are getting more people on bikes and enabling those who normally couldn’t ride because of health reasons to be able to enjoy the pastime.
As a “Pedal Assist” rider on the local bike paths I have rec’d unkind comments from the padded bottom, sleek suited, pedal locked shoes, etc. Riders (who speed down the trail 3-4 abreast) I do pedal with my challenged knees & right hip. My top PA speed is set well below trail rules. Please be kind – one does not always know what possible challenges others are facing.
You still have to pedal electric bikes. They are more of an assist so it does not take as much effort. It’s good for older people and others who don’t have the strength to go the distance or handle hills.
yes, and Bob will use it twice and then it will become a coat and pants rack. I have a friend who bought an indoor trainer used it twice then didn’t use it for 3 years
My SIL and BIL bought electric bikes to replace their “old” mountain bikes. They claim they are helping to save the planet but we don’t see how replacing their own muscle energy with electric energy is saving anything but their legs.
I love pedaling my bike back and forth to work. It gives me an hour of aerobic activity and cuts down on my carbon footprint. And I am one of those folks who is anti-leftist!
I am not so vehement as Jef, but I do agree. Cycling is about seeing some countryside while getting a good workout. It’s about feeling a sense of accomplishment when you have finally mastered that nasty hill, not about wondering if your battery has enough charge to even get you home, because forget pedaling those behemoths. I don’t even have power meters or electronic head units, any of that. Spoils the experience if you are constantly watching data.
I agree with Jef also. People think they’re getting the benefits of bicycle with an electric one, but it really takes away the biggest benefits while leaving the same dangers.
Jef the Cyclist is Stephan Pastis’s parody version of fellow cartoonist Jef Mallett, who does the comic strip Frazz. A particular point of parody is that the characters in Frazz are always pointlessly pointing, much like the pointed reference to Jef the Cyclist here.
Don’t we all get like Jef the cyclist about our personal passions? Though if I get to be as bad as him, I am BEGGING to be kicked in the you know where by the likes of Rat.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
I want shoes that will do the running while I stay home.
sirbadger about 2 years ago
I want one of those stationary bikes.
Old man 2718 about 2 years ago
Helmet Head, what a terrific idea. you’ll make millions
DennisinSeattle about 2 years ago
If I connect my Fitbit to a stationary bike pedaling itself, do I lose weight?
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
always a reason to argue, rarely a pause for peace…
suv2000 about 2 years ago
Be quiet I already patient that Idea
Viktor Sirin about 2 years ago
I paid a neighborhood kid to take my iPhone for a three-mile walk every day.I reduced the number of annoying phone calls and I made my steps goal all summer. Win-win.
Erse IS better about 2 years ago
I’ve SEEN those stationary bikes. They’re good for range of motion after surgery…
tudza Premium Member about 2 years ago
If you’re riding it to work, it’s a good thing. Still had to pedal, that poor little motor couldn’t handle them by itself.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago
Hey, thanks Jef! An idea whose time has come.
B UTTONS about 2 years ago
Give cyclist Jef a good workout. Add a Denver boot to his ride.
iggyman about 2 years ago
Better idea, give Neighbor Bob a ride in an electric car with an ejection seat!
cdward about 2 years ago
On the serious side, those e-bikes are extremely popular with less financially stable people in our city. Much cheaper than a car but much easier and faster than a bike for getting to work. If I had somewhere to store one, I’d consider getting one for myself.
rip_marco about 2 years ago
Most cyclists I know have no issues with E-bikes because they are getting more people on bikes and enabling those who normally couldn’t ride because of health reasons to be able to enjoy the pastime.
[Unnamed Reader - fe7007] about 2 years ago
As a “Pedal Assist” rider on the local bike paths I have rec’d unkind comments from the padded bottom, sleek suited, pedal locked shoes, etc. Riders (who speed down the trail 3-4 abreast) I do pedal with my challenged knees & right hip. My top PA speed is set well below trail rules. Please be kind – one does not always know what possible challenges others are facing.
colddonkey about 2 years ago
His arrogance is so so real with many of these alleged superior biker beings.
ChristineMurphy about 2 years ago
Hey, back off. I do so pedal my stationary bike!
Rand al'Thor about 2 years ago
You still have to pedal electric bikes. They are more of an assist so it does not take as much effort. It’s good for older people and others who don’t have the strength to go the distance or handle hills.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
He’s a pig! He’s supposed to look that way! So quit body shaming him.
Procat Premium Member about 2 years ago
I can’t remember if Jef was shown actually on his bike, but then he wouldn’t actually be pedaling it.
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
Self-driving bikes? Those exist?
MS72 about 2 years ago
Don’t have a stationery bike. I write using a pen.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago
The Count wonders if it came with an extension cord. A real lone one.
Totalloser Premium Member about 2 years ago
yes, and Bob will use it twice and then it will become a coat and pants rack. I have a friend who bought an indoor trainer used it twice then didn’t use it for 3 years
a swino about 2 years ago
My version of this is “electric? you mean like a wheelchair?” but I never actually say it.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
I got my last stationery bike at Office Depot. After all, they sell stationery.
Stocky One about 2 years ago
Hey bicyclist, long time no see!
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Hmmm! Wonder what the Wise A$$ on the Hill would think about this?
Ken Otwell about 2 years ago
I agree… just buy a scooter if you don’t want to pedal.
petermerck about 2 years ago
No need to pedal. Just pretend you’re going downhill.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 years ago
My SIL and BIL bought electric bikes to replace their “old” mountain bikes. They claim they are helping to save the planet but we don’t see how replacing their own muscle energy with electric energy is saving anything but their legs.
txmystic about 2 years ago
Jef!
I saw him this morning slowing traffic on the narrow two-lane curvy road that leads out of my neighborhood…
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied about 2 years ago
Bicycle Jeff seems just a wee bit constipated (again).
CaveCat87 about 2 years ago
I happen to enjoy pedaling on a bike, even though I’ve not ridden a bike in years.
Tetonbil about 2 years ago
When ever I see these riders I think, DUI. They are a stark contrast to the flocks of spandex clad “Jef’s” around here.
DarkHorseSki about 2 years ago
I love pedaling my bike back and forth to work. It gives me an hour of aerobic activity and cuts down on my carbon footprint. And I am one of those folks who is anti-leftist!
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
This guy deserves to be lanced with a strong arm.
Howie1057 about 2 years ago
Rat- you don’t seem fat. You are little though.
ekke about 2 years ago
Actually, I’m on Bicyclist Jef’s side on this one.
Not AT his side, just to be clear, but on his side.
viniragu about 2 years ago
SHARE THE ROAD!!!!
DanielRyanMulligan1 about 2 years ago
Why is it you’re ALWAYS the “best” one of the day when it comes to these “responses,” huh?
jbruins84341 about 2 years ago
I am not so vehement as Jef, but I do agree. Cycling is about seeing some countryside while getting a good workout. It’s about feeling a sense of accomplishment when you have finally mastered that nasty hill, not about wondering if your battery has enough charge to even get you home, because forget pedaling those behemoths. I don’t even have power meters or electronic head units, any of that. Spoils the experience if you are constantly watching data.
Bilan about 2 years ago
I agree with Jef also. People think they’re getting the benefits of bicycle with an electric one, but it really takes away the biggest benefits while leaving the same dangers.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I can understand Jeff’s rage.
knight1192a about 2 years ago
That does sadly seem the way things are going.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
Jef the Cyclist is Stephan Pastis’s parody version of fellow cartoonist Jef Mallett, who does the comic strip Frazz. A particular point of parody is that the characters in Frazz are always pointlessly pointing, much like the pointed reference to Jef the Cyclist here.
michael.adler about 2 years ago
Guarantee Pastis’ wife is fat and he secretly resents her for it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
Don’t we all get like Jef the cyclist about our personal passions? Though if I get to be as bad as him, I am BEGGING to be kicked in the you know where by the likes of Rat.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Biker Jef needs to have his clock cleaned, I think….
gigagrouch about 2 years ago
He has a point
cheap_day_return about 2 years ago
Electric bikes are either a really heavy bicycle or a really slow motorcycle.
knottytippet about 2 years ago
E-bikes are an evolutionary aid for purging the human gene pool.