Pickles by Brian Crane for October 28, 2022

Just go ahead and admit you were wrong, Earl. Only way you’ll find peace in the house.

“Yes dear.”

“You may be wrong, but you may be right.” ~William Joel

No actual accountability, just the appearance of it

AND here we go!

No, you weren’t. Yes, I was! Stop it! No, you stop it! La la la la! Can’t hear you!

She who must be obeyed !

Sure … Right.

Opal please read … Colossians 3:18 — 4:1

Spousal argument: Words without end, no Amen.

My daughter told me last night she is right most of the time, and who am I to argue!

Did he finish the Roscoe story line? They still haven’t found the collar.

She sure “explains” a lot.

“And I was being really loud, and making threats, while doing it. But it wasn’t an argument!”

“We were just talking…”, yeah, it appears at a volume loud enough to catch Nelson’s attention!

“I may not always be right, but I am NEVER wrong.” My Lady Wife gave me that T-shirt in the first five years of our marriage.

Must be Fall in comic land, note the long sleeves/sweater.

Sounds about right……

There’s a t-shirt for that: I’m not arguing. I’m explaining why I’m right.

I actually looked for a misogyny antonym. Couldn’t find a suitable one. Apparently men don’t deserve such a word. “Mistersogny” just doesn’t sound right.

Happy wife happy life

Wife-splaining? Grandma Grousing? Hopefully not Better Half Berating.

Best to walk away…..

Saw a T-shirt once that She said She wanted – “I’m not angry; I’m Italian”.

Trust me, She’s both………

There is a lesson there for you Nelson.

If I stubbornly disagreed, she (RIP) would go into the family room and give me the silent treatment for 2.3 days.

Old joke:

If a man says something in a boat by himself at sea, a thousand miles from the nearest woman, is he still wrong?

(The answer is obvious.)

Disagreements since God created woman. After all, God said she would.

I am not touching this one. I won’t bicker with anyone ever again since I divorced my ex. He was exhausting with his, I guess, opinions, but that really isn’t the right word for someone who could argue for hours after he was all alone, and no one was answering him.

I am a woman who has never been married. Maybe that’s why I don’t understand all of this kvetching from men about how woman think they are always right, especially when it comes to “discussions” with their spouses.

A tree falls in the forest and no one is this there does it make a sound? If a husband says something and his wife is not there is he still wrong?

And remember if ever in the unlikely event that you are right, apologize immediately.

I am tiring of this theme…