Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 26, 2022

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 years ago

    “Yeah. What are you going to do about it? Kill me?”

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “Would it kill you to put on something decent?”

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    ekke  about 2 years ago

    I’d worry more about the clean underwear. Not that they’ll be clean afterward, but …

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    Kaputnik  about 2 years ago

    Sure. I would be caught dead in this.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    That simply will not do. Now go out and get a tux or at least a suit and tie. Don’t come back until you have something nice to wear.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Well I wouldn’t want the good stuff to get bloody dirty now would I?

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    Now that you mention it, I think I need to go shopping for an appropriate outfit. I should be back in time for the beheading. If not, start without me.

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    Copy-&-Paste  about 2 years ago

    The red carpet is appropriately colored for the event.

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    MayCauseBurns  about 2 years ago

    Should he wear a crop top?

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    PaulAbbott2  about 2 years ago

    So hurry up and change. Chop, chop!

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    LongWong  about 2 years ago

    “Off with their heads!”

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    rhpii  about 2 years ago

    How about a chainmail aventail?

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    jango  about 2 years ago

    And please. Iron those things before donning them.

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    Nuliajuk  about 2 years ago

    “A white shirt? The blood stains will never come out.”

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    Pickled Pete  about 2 years ago

    I wouldn’t be caught dead in those clothes!

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Oh, this old thing? I just threw it on. I didn’t want to get blood on my good clothes.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Etiquette and decorum were important at executions. The victim would traditionally tip the executioner. Though that may have been to insure a quick, clean job of it.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Shave and a haircut; that’s all.

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    tee929  about 2 years ago

    I guess asking for just “a little off the top” is senseless…..

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    beady.el  about 2 years ago

    “I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing THAT…”

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    petermerck  about 2 years ago

    You’re right. I’ll just be heading back to my cell to change.

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    waes-hael  about 2 years ago

    BUT, he has on clean underwear, so his mom’s happy!

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    What does it matter when my head rolls in a basket?

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And wear your nice earrings. :)

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    schaefer jim  about 2 years ago

    Sounds like someone I know!

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    to wear that outfit he must have lost his head…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 years ago

    He never did have a head for fashion.

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    sperry532  about 2 years ago

    Must be the Queen Mum.

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