Now that you mention it, I think I need to go shopping for an appropriate outfit. I should be back in time for the beheading. If not, start without me.
Etiquette and decorum were important at executions. The victim would traditionally tip the executioner. Though that may have been to insure a quick, clean job of it.
Wilde Bill about 2 years ago
“Yeah. What are you going to do about it? Kill me?”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Would it kill you to put on something decent?”
ekke about 2 years ago
I’d worry more about the clean underwear. Not that they’ll be clean afterward, but …
Kaputnik about 2 years ago
Sure. I would be caught dead in this.
Doug K about 2 years ago
That simply will not do. Now go out and get a tux or at least a suit and tie. Don’t come back until you have something nice to wear.
danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago
Well I wouldn’t want the good stuff to get bloody dirty now would I?
Imagine about 2 years ago
Now that you mention it, I think I need to go shopping for an appropriate outfit. I should be back in time for the beheading. If not, start without me.
Copy-&-Paste about 2 years ago
The red carpet is appropriately colored for the event.
MayCauseBurns about 2 years ago
Should he wear a crop top?
PaulAbbott2 about 2 years ago
So hurry up and change. Chop, chop!
LongWong about 2 years ago
“Off with their heads!”
rhpii about 2 years ago
How about a chainmail aventail?
jango about 2 years ago
And please. Iron those things before donning them.
Nuliajuk about 2 years ago
“A white shirt? The blood stains will never come out.”
Pickled Pete about 2 years ago
I wouldn’t be caught dead in those clothes!
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 2 years ago
Oh, this old thing? I just threw it on. I didn’t want to get blood on my good clothes.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 2 years ago
Etiquette and decorum were important at executions. The victim would traditionally tip the executioner. Though that may have been to insure a quick, clean job of it.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Shave and a haircut; that’s all.
tee929 about 2 years ago
I guess asking for just “a little off the top” is senseless…..
beady.el about 2 years ago
“I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing THAT…”
petermerck about 2 years ago
You’re right. I’ll just be heading back to my cell to change.
waes-hael about 2 years ago
BUT, he has on clean underwear, so his mom’s happy!
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
What does it matter when my head rolls in a basket?
Impkins Premium Member about 2 years ago
And wear your nice earrings. :)
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
Sounds like someone I know!
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
to wear that outfit he must have lost his head…
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
He never did have a head for fashion.
sperry532 about 2 years ago
Must be the Queen Mum.