Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 01, 2022

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

    To each their own.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    Looks more like guacamole toast.

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    I don’t think so.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  over 2 years ago

    Use a flamethrower to put it out of its misery.

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    Red Bird  over 2 years ago

    Ick! That’s a hard pass for me.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No – you’ll never be able to afford a house now!

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    Darryl Heine  over 2 years ago

    Avacados from a witch!

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    kucpa Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I like the salt chimney.

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    bookworm0812  over 2 years ago

    Looks like Linda Blair vomit.

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    johnjoyce  over 2 years ago

    This is funny, Mark!

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    goboboyd  over 2 years ago

    Very Grimm indeed.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Ew

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    With the price of avocados these days it will cheaper to buy a house in San Francisco.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Brady fans.

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member over 2 years ago

    ONLY in California

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    gross

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I was going to correct this to Gretle, but discovered I would be wrong.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    Twist: The witch was hoping that nobody would want to eat it.

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    Katzi428  over 2 years ago

    Ugh…thanks but no thanks!!

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    tung cha cha cha  over 2 years ago

    Yuck!!

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 2 years ago

    People Who Killed A Witch For Her House Be Loco!

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    guac or mold?

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    JLChi  over 2 years ago

    I am pleased to report I have never seen avocado toast. Nor do I want to.

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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    They’re toast!

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    rick92040  over 2 years ago

    They never learn..

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    The “Witches of Eastwick” perhaps?

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    NaturLvr  over 2 years ago

    Wow, amazed at all the negative comments on avocado toast. I’m from the Midwest and find it quite tasty, and just got some huge avocados from Aldi for 49 cents each…but they’re gonna be for guacamole to go with ground beef tacos and refried beans with melted cheese.

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Without, hopefully, pumpkin ANYTHING

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