Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    You can still win Powerball®.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    Too many people use that same strategy pig!

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    For many people, real estate is not an option. How do you re-balance real estate?

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    BasilBruce  about 2 years ago

    Stocks, bonds, real estate . . . sounds like a dungeon. Maybe he can capture a rich guy and hold him for ransom.

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    Robin Harwood  about 2 years ago

    First, acquire rich relative.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Start with Hope you even have a Rich Relative.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  about 2 years ago

    What the “hell” is a “innumerancy tax?!” And I am USING the “same” strategy, myself, man!!!!

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    robnvon Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Don’t take this personally.

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    einarbt  about 2 years ago

    Pig has a rich relative?

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    iggyman  about 2 years ago

    Just as long as you don’t help them along!

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    theincrediblebulk  about 2 years ago

    well that beats my retirement plan of commit a serious felony and get life imprisonment. Three squares a day and a roof over my head until i die.

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    Lotus  about 2 years ago

    I’ve got kin who think I’M the rich relative, but I don’t have anything. Jokes on them, just not too soon I hope.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 years ago

    My retirement plan is to die early in the Water Wars.

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    Croc Holliday  about 2 years ago

    Live below your means.

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    I still haven’t put in my 401K.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Some plan, PIG! Mean while you live in limbo…

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    Queen of America  about 2 years ago

    That was my plan until I figured out that I was the rich relative. And, I’m not rich. I’m just smarter and planned for retirement better than the losers on both sides of me and my husband. When I was in my mid twenties, I worked with a young woman who told me she didn’t need to save for anything because when her in-laws died, her husband would get their house and money. We lost touch a few years later and I’ve wondered over the years what happened to her.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That used to be my plan too but the inheritance didn’t come my way. Now I’m old and I am the rich relative. I hope people aren’t thinking poorly of me!

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 years ago

    Well, that’s one option… not my preferred option, obviously.

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    uniquename  about 2 years ago

    …and the rich relative includes you in his/her will.

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    rshive  about 2 years ago

    The easy stuff is supplanted by the hard stuff.

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    gpantzer  about 2 years ago

    A billion doesn’t go as far as it use to. Keep cutting those coupons.

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    Don’t forget the 50% tax bite on lottery winnings.

    And you’ll have 50 new relatives you never heard of before.

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    KEA  about 2 years ago

    that was my plan… almost worked, but then W came along with the 2008 Great Recession and wiped half of it out

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    PoodleGroomer  about 2 years ago

    Ponzi Retirement Funds salesman.

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    phlash  about 2 years ago

    “My retirement plan? I eat a little bit of cat food every day. That way, when I’m 80, it won’t be such a shock!”

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    Mentor397  about 2 years ago

    My plan involves winning the 401Lottery.

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    ChristineFoxdale  about 2 years ago

    Dream big, Pig. It could happen. Did to me. I’m not rich, but I think there’s enough to be comfortable in retirement.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Pig has a rich relative?

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    Croc Holliday  about 2 years ago

    To heck with relatives; Goodwill can have my stuff and the ASPCA can have whatever financial assets are left after I bite the dust.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Pig plan? Rich relative?

    No, on so many counts….

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    goblue86  about 2 years ago

    Just live like you were dying, then, a few years before you run out of money, start smoking and drinking and eat nothing but bacon.

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    PBS1!  almost 2 years ago

    How is that Pig and not Rat?

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