Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 14, 2022

We don’t want to alienate them.

To get home, will they have to book a ride with SpaceX?

Do they have a branch here? Try getting on hold for a day.

The local branch of our insurance company was nice. For my birthday yesterday, they sent me a card. It was sent from Ohio, a place I have never been. It was commercially printed, another homey touch. And the address was a pasted on label. I was emotionally underwhelmed.

“The towing deductible alone is out of this world.”

according to documents released recently, commander of Roswell sent J. Edgar Hoover message that night saying 3 spacecraft and aliens recovered that evening

We’ve been trying to reach you about your flying saucer’s warranty

Like a good neighbor………..??

“That’ll buff right out.”

The captain was using his cell phone…!

Hope they have AAA (Astronomical Autosaucer Assocition). The tow bill’s going to be a killer!

Little green men? This must not be a Grey area…

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There has been so much proof regarding Roswell as legit it’s even hard for our Government to cover up any more. Military people who were in command of these cover-up projects have confessed on their death beds. This is exactly what I refer to ALL the time. People need to do their own research…..not depend on others to tell them the “truth”.

Dad doesn’t know we stole the family saucer…

Fun cartoon. However, quoting “Ancient Aliens” as a source is a bit like saying Faux “News” airs true information. Both may be entertainment to some, but factual? Quite a leap.

(Tho’ I admit I’d rather believe AA infotainment than FN in any of my flights of fancy – one’s harmless conspiracy-and“suppressed”-info for the imagination and the other is plain harmful, dangerous, and toxic to democracy.

The Truth Is Still Out There, X-Filers. : )

Roswell is actually a really nice town. We stayed a night there during a summer road trip and besides the ufo McDonald’s and such it was really clean and normal.

Best “story” yet!

Makes more sense than the rest of them. The truth FINALLY comes out on Frank and Ernest.

it can be pretty tough to source a warp drive when you’re on vacation in and unfamiliar place…