Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 18, 2022

So she respects Phoebe for her brains/head?

Exact height, huh? I’ll be back with a tape measure.

Phoebe also has legs, Marigold. (Seriously, how does a “UNICORN!” miss that?)

Due to positioning, it also looks like Phoebe has a tail!

Marigold is a unicorn, not a sculptor. This is what you get when she says “And I WON’T use magic this time.”

Hey, at least she’s smiling!

That looks like my attempts at building a snowman in Animal Crossing.

I like Marigold’s use of “perhaps”.

Pretty good for someone without fingers. Oops. Touched a nerve? :P

How to make an ice sculpture of Phoebe:

1. Get a large block of ice.

2. Chip away everything that doesn’t look like Phoebe.

3. Voila.

So according to Marigold, Phoebe is just a heads with arms?

Physicist: “Now imagine the girl is a sphere…”

Clearly that’s Phoebe – The hat and scarf match exactly!

Hey, at least Marigold remembered the gap in her teeth, it’s a spitting image!

That’s… better stick to just looking at her reflection.

Did get your smile correct though…..

Maybe Marigold thinks of Phoebe as more worthy of goblin praise than Dakota, since she has portrayed her as a big head. Should Phoebe be honored or insulted? The answer is “yes,” ladies and gents.

Well, not at her age…

I like how the smile is missing a tooth.

If Marigold doesn’t consider a torso to be a distinguishing figure, nobody had better tell her about certain fanart sites in the darker corners of the Net.

And that is how unicorns became extinct. ;D

Exact same hat and scarf, looks fine to me.

Marigold missed not only legs and a body, she also forgot Phoebe’s most defining feature.

FRECKLES MariOLD!!.

you forgot the freckles :))

I wonder how they compare with respect to specific gravity, tho.