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I think the feds have got an uphill battle in front of them if they think that “UAP” (unidentified aerial phenomena) is going to replace “UFO” in the public consciousness any time soon. That has about as much chance of success as “extraordinary rendition” has of replacing “kidnapping”, “downsized” or “excessed” have of supplanting “fired”, “revenue enhancements” taking over from “new taxes”, “poorly buffered precipitation” being used in casual conversation instead of “acid rain”, or “final solution” being seen as preferable to “death camps”.
GreasyOldTam over 2 years ago
Depends on who you’re applying to. Hershel Walker? You’re hired! People who aren’t insane? Forget it.
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
SETI has openings.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Unless you’re applying as a science fiction writer.
uniquename over 2 years ago
And Yeti sightings.
DHBirr over 2 years ago
But I’ve still got the space aliens I abducted!
Doug K over 2 years ago
Usually?
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
It’s part of his application to join Mulder and Scully on the X-Files.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
These interviewers like to probe too deeply, imo.
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
There is an opening aboard the R U Sirius.
InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago
looks like the UFO kept Ernie….!
StephenHoyt over 2 years ago
Unless they are the aliens that gave you a free colonoscopy.
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
Hey, it shows that he is willing to travel.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
I think the feds have got an uphill battle in front of them if they think that “UAP” (unidentified aerial phenomena) is going to replace “UFO” in the public consciousness any time soon. That has about as much chance of success as “extraordinary rendition” has of replacing “kidnapping”, “downsized” or “excessed” have of supplanting “fired”, “revenue enhancements” taking over from “new taxes”, “poorly buffered precipitation” being used in casual conversation instead of “acid rain”, or “final solution” being seen as preferable to “death camps”.
Norris66 over 2 years ago
I only answered the Question: “Can you explain your employment gap?”
locake over 2 years ago
It depends. Did he learn any new skills or solve some alien problems when he was abducted?
deerejohn2001 over 2 years ago
Wouldn’t that being part of the hobby of tracing?
ArcticFox Premium Member over 2 years ago
…..and the drunken brawls!!!
gammaguy over 2 years ago
“Resume service”? When was it put on hold?
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
so, i guess it’s ixnay on the paranormal reseach foundation stint…