Strange Brew by John Deering for December 01, 2022

Fishing for Kaiju

The alien likes his hotdogs fire roasted.

Lava ten stories high in Hawaii. Maybe they’ll have a crowd of UFOs.

This some Scientology joke?

The Aliens’ pet, Gaia is hungry and needs to be fed: No virgins volunteered.

Dang! That’s a big wienie.

I expected a long stick with a marshmallow.

A Big Weiner over the Big Island?

Is that Hawaii? Looks like that volcano.

Is that the Dachs brand?

Mauna Loa started erupting Nov. 27. I saw pictures of it taken from space. The aliens must’ve noticed too and decided to come down for a cook out.

Whoa! That’s one big weenie!

So that’s what they do with all the cows they keep abducting.

What chances of this happening again in our lifetime?

Oh, I’m glad I’m not an Oscar Meyer weiner, ….

Heck, why not?

It’s the hydrogen sulfide that makes it good.

Uh, I thought UFOs don’t NEED the line!

I guess aliens like a good ole wieny roast too. Can’t wait to meet them.

MMmm good. Roasted wiener topped with roasted UFO

So that’s why they go into volcanos sometimes…..

It’s the wurst joke today.

Mauna Loa meat