I recall a Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin plans to get rich quick with corn kernels. Hobbes wondered how does that work. Calvin responds by putting them under his pillow, the tooth fairy will mistake the kernels for teeth and will give Calvin quite a load of cash.
I did the same as Opal only I took a piece of off white paper, folded it just so, made a few marks with a red pencil to look like blood and taped it up. It looked like a tooth and my mom said she had to look at it twice.
If he thinks he may have swallowed it and really wants that money ($.25 in 1956= $2.75 today), just put some newspapers down on the bathroom floor the next time he has to go and ….
next morning “remember” spot the kid told you he put it to stay safe … then when he goes to check it out he finds a quarter there instead of tooth … fairy found it already and left money
When my son was young and lost a tooth at school and couldn’t find it to give it to the Tooth fairy, I had him write a letter explaining the circumstances and put it in place of his lost tooth. I still have the letter.
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
Well, the bean does have a tad more nutritional value.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
I recall a Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin plans to get rich quick with corn kernels. Hobbes wondered how does that work. Calvin responds by putting them under his pillow, the tooth fairy will mistake the kernels for teeth and will give Calvin quite a load of cash.
gbars70 over 1 year ago
Kid’s got standards…
enigmamz over 1 year ago
Hurrah for morals!
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
I did the same as Opal only I took a piece of off white paper, folded it just so, made a few marks with a red pencil to look like blood and taped it up. It looked like a tooth and my mom said she had to look at it twice.
cubswin2016 over 1 year ago
I do not believe that I am familiar with any laws concerning the tooth fairy.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gran used to run with a pretty tough crowd.
andrew5 over 1 year ago
I’ve always respected the Tooth Fairy (she pays cash), but she is fast and loose with the rules.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
… And that’s how, about 70 years ago, a certain rich little boy’s nanny first sent him on his long journey along the road to perdition.
iggyman over 1 year ago
I got a good laugh after reading this one!
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Isn’t illegal a sick bird?
akiprev04 over 1 year ago
Strange, I read all C&H at least twice and don’t remember that episode.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 1 year ago
Counterfeit but used as a substitute. What does the fairy do with all those teeth anyway? How does a walrus tusk rate?
JudithStocker Premium Member over 1 year ago
This kid definitely needs to be around other kids.
Gen.Flashman over 1 year ago
If he thinks he may have swallowed it and really wants that money ($.25 in 1956= $2.75 today), just put some newspapers down on the bathroom floor the next time he has to go and ….
monya_43 over 1 year ago
But kidney beans aren’t white. It had to be another kind of bean.
tcumming over 1 year ago
next morning “remember” spot the kid told you he put it to stay safe … then when he goes to check it out he finds a quarter there instead of tooth … fairy found it already and left money
ANIMAL over 1 year ago
No……. but stealing DENTURES is illegal.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
A simply good question?
crys Premium Member over 1 year ago
A quarter? She must have been a rich kid.
brick10 over 1 year ago
Unethical and deceptive perhaps, but not illegal.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
OY! Todays kids are so aware of everything…
Imhungry over 1 year ago
If I put money under my pillow, will I get some new teeth?
sobrown51 over 1 year ago
Go for it Nelson. Girls like bad boys.
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s got you
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nelson, it’s no more illegal than lying to kids about the Tooth Fairy.
Queen of America over 1 year ago
Well, there’s no future in politics for Nelson, is there?
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
No, just colossally immoral, Nelson.
ms-ss over 1 year ago
When I was a kid, the tooth fairy price was a dime. I wonder what it is up to now.
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
Seems he has learned something worthwhile. Not easy to build reasonable circumstance onto fact.
cmo2495 Premium Member over 1 year ago
When my son was young and lost a tooth at school and couldn’t find it to give it to the Tooth fairy, I had him write a letter explaining the circumstances and put it in place of his lost tooth. I still have the letter.
The Fly Hunter over 1 year ago
Tooth counterfeiting? The nerve of some people!
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Since she really did lose a tooth, I think the tooth fairy was okay with the substitution.
mreardon53 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I tried that with a kernel of corn when about Nelson’s age and got nothing.
w16521 over 1 year ago
A quarter? With inflation a tooth is worth much more these days.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 1 year ago
Well, morally it borders on fraud.
pbr50138 over 1 year ago
A quarter? When I was a kid, we only got a dime. And I’m as old as she is.
tcviii Premium Member over 1 year ago
I am that age also, and I think you are right. We got dimes. Our kids got quarters. I remember hearing of other kids who got more.