Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 24, 2022

What if he had a Babel Fish?

I don’t carrot all.

In my “humbug” opinion unicorns exist – at least after I had my 12th eggnog…

(BTW: nice “Christmas Carrot” – always tryin’ to make (Dick)ends meet, huh?

Oh no! Look out! “Here comes ‘Santa Claus’.”

“Unicorns” don’t exist."

But tricorns do, although they’re not as common today as they were in the late 1700s.

Naah, you’re a unicarrot.

Horses walking on their hind legs with carrots strapped to their heads probably don’t exist either, but they could.

and just like that, Horace is gone… Now what is this comic gonna do? :\

Reminds me of this:

Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World is a 1985 novel by Japanese author Haruki Murakami. It was awarded the Tanizaki Prize in 1985.

A little birdie told me.

now if that only worked for all credit card debt….!

There goes THAT idea‼️☺️

A magic carrot!

Now you’ve done it—we’re gonna have to go find a new Horace now, and do you know how hard it is to find one at this time of year?

Horace thought he was a has-been, but he became a never-was.

I found an acorn with a little woody spike sticking out the top. I realized I had found the very rare “unacorn”. I’ve still got it around here somewhere. :)

Oh yes, they do just look up Marigold Heavenly Nostrils. Oh, right their Shield of Boringness protects them. Houyhnhnms exist Horace as you are one.

Horace should have believed in himself.

Always improving his acting with The Method.

The scientific name for the Indian rhinoceros is Rhinoceros unicornis.

That’s what he gets for not eating that carrot immediately.