Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 24, 2022

Gotta try and save what’s left !

Santa’s taking no chances…

Some hunter must have gotten Rudolph and the other six first!

You would need that for flying over Soviet/Ukraine airspace. Although, I believe that the Russian leader is too busy celebrating Xmas just now. In fact, he’s Putin on his top hat, Putin on his bow tie……

Remember, if you see Santa Claus on your roof, do not yell “Hey, you!” or you could find yourself trapped in The Santa Clause.

“O you better watch out … I’m tellin’ you why …” – so you can truthfully say, “I’ll be home for Christmas …”

Just be careful around the police Santa. They might think that they have probable Claus to pull you over.

Just tell them, the police, that you have a sanity Claus.

He’s already down to just two reindeer. Can’t afford to lose any more.

Make sure you cover their hindquarters. some hunters seem too like shooting deer in the a*s.

Those Kevlar vests should be in hunter’s orange.

Another reference to firearms in medieval times.

Well, at least a red suit will be high-viz for other hunters.

Looks like the hunters already got 6 of ’em.

As any group of two or more are vulnerable to a mass shooting, the Kevlar will come in handy.

Santa has a squad of elves in the other bag to provide suppressing fire when he delivers to a hot zone. Looks like Rudolph is on overwatch.

I have never seen hooves like that on deer. HUGE feet!

Joe was wrong, deer do ware kevlar.

Plus it helps with the flak over Afghanistan……

dang,i just shot a deer yesterday!

That won’t work. A good hunter shoots them in the neck, just behind the head.

Jingle bells “Dashing through the snow, in my electric car. Forgot to plug it in, guess we won’t go far”

tactful of the author to sidestep any jokes about Philadelphia or Chicago…

I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow. Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow. (Tom Lehrer)

Wise man. (Dare I ask what he’s hiding in that sleigh of his…)

And flying over Chicago.

Still gotta worry about headshots.

Ever see the movie Fatman with Mel Gibson? A very dark take on Santa, but he gets shot by kids too.

What’s KEVLAR?

They’re going to my hometown.