Herman by Jim Unger for January 24, 2023

“Yes.”

Suddenly, I’m vegan.

Pizza.

“I just want you, dear.”

The best thing to make for dinner is reservations.

Make the right decision, or you’ll get slapped with one or the other. (Remember “The Fish Slap Dance” from Monty Python’s Flying Circus?)

That depends on how long each one was on the counter.

Prepare one; serve it to me and let me guess.

She doesn’t want any comebacks on the main dish.

Don’t bother him to make a decision right now. He’s busy reading the newspaper. Then he’ll complain when dinner isn’t ready.

Next question…..do you want your choice cooked?

“Yes”

Fish is technically meat…

You can’t have your pudding if you choose wrong.

“Just remember, whatever you don’t eat today, you will eat when today’s meal is gone.”

Give a man a fish, he’ll meet all day long.

Green fish? No, thanks!

Surf & Turf way to go…

Take out.

I’ll eat out. — With a divorce lawyer.