Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    Go with your strong skills.

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    BasilBruce  about 2 years ago

    Iā€™m guessing the next one is ā€œALCOHOLISM.ā€

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    if you canā€™t say anything nice Rat, come stand by me!

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    The Moose Group  about 2 years ago

    Looks like the (insert name here) Party platform

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Itā€™s important to have goals and Rat could sit in European Parliament.

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    The problem with corruption is that you have to achieve a position of authority before you can enjoy it.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    There do seem to be lots of rats in government.

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Corruption ā€” the one sure way for personal success in life and one sure way of destruction of oneā€™s society and civilization as a whole.

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    iggyman  about 2 years ago

    There is enough of that around already, Rat!

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    jel354  about 2 years ago

    Pigā€™s sheet would likely have ā€œcheeseā€ written on it.

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    unfair.de  about 2 years ago

    Thereā€™s plenty of that around ā€“ but if youā€™re the butt of it it sucks.

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    Ratā€™s goal in life is to be the most powerful, rich and evil person in the whole world, so him wanting corruption to prevail really fits the criteria.

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 years ago

    Rat should be a politician. Heā€™d be great at that.

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    monya_43  about 2 years ago

    I believe that Rat has already achieved his life goal and childhood dreams, since he his has shown us that he IS quite corrupt. Smart move on Goatā€™s part to stay away from him.

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    Darth Stevious  about 2 years ago

    Pretty sure Rat does.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    ā€œFlorence, my own city. Some men hesitate when offered a political office, but your citizens accept before theyā€™re even asked saying ā€™Iā€™ll gladly sacrifice myself!ā€™ By the time November is half-done the laws passed in October are already in shreds. " ā€“ Dante

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    tripwire45  about 2 years ago

    Government.

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    ladykat Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Life goal: survival for a while longer.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    We are products of our environmentā€¼ļø

    Some choose not to believe in truth and factsā€¼ļøā˜¹ļø

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    T...  about 2 years ago

    The only thing Rat can corrupt is Stephanā€™s strip; oh, but Mr. Pastis is already doing a good job of it himself, sorry Rat, for shattering your dreamā€¦

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    daking27  about 2 years ago

    Ambition. Rat could be the next Speaker of the House.

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    The Waffles are my friends  about 2 years ago

    Life Goals: Survive 2023, eat Lou Malnatiā€™s. Further bulletins as events warrant.

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    mail2jbl  about 2 years ago

    Join the Democrat Party, Rat, and your dreams will come true!

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    I think Rat has already attained that goalā€¦.

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    AndreasMartin  about 2 years ago

    Greasing palms keeps the skin healthy.

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    CalLadyQED  about 2 years ago

    Rat desires power and is realistic about the consequences. See Lord Acton.

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