Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 23, 2023

I think that’s part of the same tableware set as Jeremy’s cereal bowl from Zits.

Size matters.

What do they call that size? Titanic?

That’s the small one.

I’ve virtually eliminated coffee, except on Tuesday’s. Then I go to a breakfast/Bible study and the restaurant doesn’t serve hot decaffeinated tea.

I feel the same about wine

It would cut down on the waste disposal load. One big cup is less wasteful than many small cups. I’m sure that’s why a Big Gulp comes in convenient two-gallon cups. :)

She should get it King-Sized like in Wizard of Id Classics a couple days ago.

The joke barrel can’t be that empty, Mr. Rickard. The One HUGE Cuppa Coffee gag is decades old.

Circumvention!!

I do the same when I’m limited to one beer a day.

My kinda gal

Would that be the triple vente size?

The late Norm McDonald on “Weekend Update” said that Boris Yeltsin was limited to one wineglass of vodka a day. He then got out an alleged Russian wineglass with the volume of a punch bowl. I was amused mainly because I wouldn’t know where to buy one of those. Was it special-ordered just for a fleeting gag?

I’m only having one beer…

Reminds me of my younger days. First stop for my weekend shopping chores was the convenience store for a 64oz soda.

Methinks caffeine is Pam’s oxygen.

Go big or go home…!

I use the same logic when only having 1 beer a day!!

That’s going to test the RU Sirius’ septic systems.

Been there, done that and it works. Just be sure there is a restroom nearby.

That’s one way to lie to yourself.